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[swamp]

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First Defense: The Tinkerbell Tactic

"I don't believe in faeries!" yelled the city children as the swarm drew near. Tiny winged soldiers dropped like flies.
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[strawman]

AAAWWWWWW. City children are MEAN.
Kill city children.

[The PMS Avenger]

Douglas had been jaded and cynical but now he was in love. There was beauty and joy in the world again.
Thank you, Fembots!

While men tangled with the fembots, women solved the energy crisis and world hunger. Peace at last. The plan had worked.

Welcome back, ASID! I missed you! You've always been like an alchoholic step father to me.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

While men tangled with the fembots, women solved the energy crisis and world hunger. Peace at last. The plan had worked.

Welcome back, ASID! I missed you! You've always been like an alchoholic step father to me.

Thanks, TPMS A**! I now offer 15% more beatings and that authentic Step Dad Smell! (TM)

Sure, the women's "solutions" looked good on Oprah, but they were disasters in the real world. Humanity was so screwed.


** Is it just me, or do those initials suggest a new date-rape drug?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Your Mommy loves me the way I am. But she doesn't love me enough to let me stay that way! That's the reason I drink, Pumpkin.

[The PMS Avenger]

Thanks, TPMS A**! I now offer 15% more beatings and that authentic Step Dad Smell! (TM)

Sure, the women's "solutions" looked good on Oprah, but they were disasters in the real world. Humanity was so screwed.


** Is it just me, or do those initials suggest a new date-rape drug?

The women watched their ideas fail and learned from the mistakes, all to the rythem of men still having at those fembots.

I don't think any date-rape drug involving menstruation will go over well.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The women watched their ideas fail and learned from the mistakes, all to the rythem<-- Technical Foul of men still having at those fembots.

I don't think any date-rape drug involving menstruation will go over well.

Yeah, you're probably right. Though some men do like their red wings.


Alas, the women learned that they were lousy at ruling. Worse, the fembots now started agitating about "equal rights".

[The PMS Avenger]

Yeah, you're probably right. Though some men do like their red wings.


Alas, the women learned that they were lousy at ruling. Worse, the fembots now started agitating about "equal rights".

With a bloodied nose and blackend eye, she smiled, revealing a recently created void in her gums. "Welcome home, papa!"

Red Wings? That just sounds...messy. Ew.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

With a bloodied nose and blackend eye, she smiled, revealing a recently created void in her gums. "Welcome home, papa!"

Red Wings? That just sounds...messy. Ew.

Oh... K...
I'm going to drop this chain before those nice men with the shiny tasers show up.

Congrats, PMS, on another Twitfic win!

This makes twice, in a row, when Norm has posted man-hating twats from an author posing as a psychotic Norm stalker... Hmmm.

Norm, if you are chained to a bed somewhere, and need help, press the caps-lock key twice.

[moonowl]

My train speeds past my stop. I call out to the engineer but there is no reply. I only then see the tracks have disappeared.

[Damp_Obsession]

Your story matches your screen name. Good one.

Ho hoo! I didn't even notice that one!


I mean... yeah that was all part of the plan. How decent of you to catch on...

[swamp]

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The troll living in my crawlspace helped me data wire my house. He has fantastic IT skills. You can follow him on Twitter.
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[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

I wasn't here for Christmas, so the deadline has not passed. Also, I had to watch that Tim Allen movie, so you all must suffer!

The rule was: Kill Santa and you must take his place.
The X-mas massacre began when Santa strayed near Mauler Mike's den.

[Dame]

Wife Swap

"Now we'll see who has the easiest job," said Jon, before smearing lipstick onto his wife's mouth in the shaving mirror.

[swamp]

Wife Swap

"Now we'll see who has the easiest job," said Jon, before smearing lipstick onto his wife's mouth in the shaving mirror.

Wow. A great debut. I think we'll be seeing this on Twitter

[Damp_Obsession]

The Tom purred at her feet, He'd brought her a present!

"Doggie!" She said, hands lifting to present her bloody fingers.

[strawman]

There's a bit of apparent misdirection in this one this one. There's 2 characters, a male and female. "The Tom" would be a male cat. Why are her fingers bloody? Is the Tom's present a dog named "Doggie"? Why does she lift her hands? Why does she "present" her fingers?

I get an image from it, I'm just not sure it's the correct image.

Same with Wife Swap. Impression is this character is both husband and wife based on the shaving mirror.

Now see, that's the problem with having a forum community populated by schizophrenic band members. If you can understand what they say, it's time to call for help.

[Damp_Obsession]

There's a bit of apparent misdirection in this one this one. There's 2 characters, a male and female. "The Tom" would be a male cat. Why are her fingers bloody? Is the Tom's present a dog named "Doggie"? Why does she lift her hands? Why does she "present" her fingers?

I get an image from it, I'm just not sure it's the correct image.

Yeah, this one was difficult. You got it right, it's actually a memory of mine. I woke up to find my sister with a baby Chihuahua that my cat had found. It didn't portray well.

Thanks for the constructive criticism!

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

God creates a worm for every bird. You might think that God hates worms but worms get the bird, in the end. God hates us all!

[strawman]

Okay, ASID, now you've really stepped in it. It's one thing to dis a bunch of pansy-assed liberal atheists. But you start tugging on Jesus' cape, and I'm resigning. It's a terrible thing to be in the hands of the living Tweedy.