Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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First Defense: The Tinkerbell Tactic
"I don't believe in faeries!" yelled the city children as the swarm drew near. Tiny winged soldiers dropped like flies.
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First Defense: The Tinkerbell Tactic
"I don't believe in faeries!" yelled the city children as the swarm drew near. Tiny winged soldiers dropped like flies.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
AAAWWWWWW. City children are MEAN.
Kill city children.
Kill city children.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: What did you get for Christmas?
While men tangled with the fembots, women solved the energy crisis and world hunger. Peace at last. The plan had worked.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Douglas had been jaded and cynical but now he was in love. There was beauty and joy in the world again.
Thank you, Fembots!
Welcome back, ASID! I missed you! You've always been like an alchoholic step father to me.
Communism was just a red herring!
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Re: What did you get for Christmas?
Thanks, TPMS A**! I now offer 15% more beatings and that authentic Step Dad Smell! (TM)The PMS Avenger wrote:While men tangled with the fembots, women solved the energy crisis and world hunger. Peace at last. The plan had worked.
Welcome back, ASID! I missed you! You've always been like an alchoholic step father to me.
Sure, the women's "solutions" looked good on Oprah, but they were disasters in the real world. Humanity was so screwed.
** Is it just me, or do those initials suggest a new date-rape drug?


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To Have and Hold
Your Mommy loves me the way I am. But she doesn't love me enough to let me stay that way! That's the reason I drink, Pumpkin.
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Re: What did you get for Christmas?
The women watched their ideas fail and learned from the mistakes, all to the rythem of men still having at those fembots.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Thanks, TPMS A**! I now offer 15% more beatings and that authentic Step Dad Smell! (TM)
Sure, the women's "solutions" looked good on Oprah, but they were disasters in the real world. Humanity was so screwed.
** Is it just me, or do those initials suggest a new date-rape drug?![]()
I don't think any date-rape drug involving menstruation will go over well.
Communism was just a red herring!
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Yeah, you're probably right. Though some men do like their red wings.The PMS Avenger wrote:The women watched their ideas fail and learned from the mistakes, all to the rythem<-- Technical Foul of men still having at those fembots.
I don't think any date-rape drug involving menstruation will go over well.

Alas, the women learned that they were lousy at ruling. Worse, the fembots now started agitating about "equal rights".
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Re: What did you get for Christmas?
With a bloodied nose and blackend eye, she smiled, revealing a recently created void in her gums. "Welcome home, papa!"Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Yeah, you're probably right. Though some men do like their red wings.![]()
Alas, the women learned that they were lousy at ruling. Worse, the fembots now started agitating about "equal rights".
Red Wings? That just sounds...messy. Ew.
Communism was just a red herring!
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Re: What did you get for Christmas?
Oh... K...The PMS Avenger wrote:With a bloodied nose and blackend eye, she smiled, revealing a recently created void in her gums. "Welcome home, papa!"
Red Wings? That just sounds...messy. Ew.

I'm going to drop this chain before those nice men with the shiny tasers show up.
Congrats, PMS, on another Twitfic win!
This makes twice, in a row, when Norm has posted man-hating twats from an author posing as a psychotic Norm stalker... Hmmm.
Norm, if you are chained to a bed somewhere, and need help, press the caps-lock key twice.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My train speeds past my stop. I call out to the engineer but there is no reply. I only then see the tracks have disappeared.
You can't keep a soul in a box. You gotta wear it proud. It's gotta be yours, not someone else's. -Sing
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ho hoo! I didn't even notice that one!swamp wrote:
Your story matches your screen name.Good one.
I mean... yeah that was all part of the plan. How decent of you to catch on...

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The troll living in my crawlspace helped me data wire my house. He has fantastic IT skills. You can follow him on Twitter.
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The troll living in my crawlspace helped me data wire my house. He has fantastic IT skills. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Why they call it X mass
I wasn't here for Christmas, so the deadline has not passed. Also, I had to watch that Tim Allen movie, so you all must suffer!
The rule was: Kill Santa and you must take his place.
The X-mas massacre began when Santa strayed near Mauler Mike's den.

The rule was: Kill Santa and you must take his place.
The X-mas massacre began when Santa strayed near Mauler Mike's den.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wife Swap
"Now we'll see who has the easiest job," said Jon, before smearing lipstick onto his wife's mouth in the shaving mirror.
"Now we'll see who has the easiest job," said Jon, before smearing lipstick onto his wife's mouth in the shaving mirror.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wow. A great debut. I think we'll be seeing this on TwitterDame wrote:Wife Swap
"Now we'll see who has the easiest job," said Jon, before smearing lipstick onto his wife's mouth in the shaving mirror.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The Tom purred at her feet, He'd brought her a present!
"Doggie!" She said, hands lifting to present her bloody fingers.
"Doggie!" She said, hands lifting to present her bloody fingers.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
There's a bit of apparent misdirection in this one this one. There's 2 characters, a male and female. "The Tom" would be a male cat. Why are her fingers bloody? Is the Tom's present a dog named "Doggie"? Why does she lift her hands? Why does she "present" her fingers?
I get an image from it, I'm just not sure it's the correct image.
Same with Wife Swap. Impression is this character is both husband and wife based on the shaving mirror.
Now see, that's the problem with having a forum community populated by schizophrenic band members. If you can understand what they say, it's time to call for help.
I get an image from it, I'm just not sure it's the correct image.
Same with Wife Swap. Impression is this character is both husband and wife based on the shaving mirror.
Now see, that's the problem with having a forum community populated by schizophrenic band members. If you can understand what they say, it's time to call for help.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Yeah, this one was difficult. You got it right, it's actually a memory of mine. I woke up to find my sister with a baby Chihuahua that my cat had found. It didn't portray well.strawman wrote:There's a bit of apparent misdirection in this one this one. There's 2 characters, a male and female. "The Tom" would be a male cat. Why are her fingers bloody? Is the Tom's present a dog named "Doggie"? Why does she lift her hands? Why does she "present" her fingers?
I get an image from it, I'm just not sure it's the correct image.
Thanks for the constructive criticism!

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Blasphemy
God creates a worm for every bird. You might think that God hates worms but worms get the bird, in the end. God hates us all!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Okay, ASID, now you've really stepped in it. It's one thing to dis a bunch of pansy-assed liberal atheists. But you start tugging on Jesus' cape, and I'm resigning. It's a terrible thing to be in the hands of the living Tweedy.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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