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ConvergentInfinity · Post by **ConvergentInfinity** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:32 pm

The grey wizard fumbled around in his pocket. "I must find the secret documents!" he thought. Then, he found his iPhone.

ofktoubro · Post by **ofktoubro** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:02 pm

She awoke in her pod when it accelerated. She blinked her eyes and couldn't believe them: The mothership drifting away.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:25 pm

ofktoubro wrote:She ... couldn't believe them: The mothership drifting away.

That's why it's called a mother.

Welcome aboard!

CLP · Post by **CLP** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:00 pm

The soft orange flicker of the world burning reflected off the blank computer monitor.
“Damn it! Internet’s down too!”

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:09 pm

PETA say animals deserve the same treatment as people, yet when I opened Kentucky Fried Children they never thanked me.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:11 pm

A dead battery made David very late to his anger-management seminar. Happily, none of his student's wounds were fatal.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:44 am

Ah, one of your best, sir.

Personally, nothing quite beats the red and blue flashing lights in the rear view mirror; even if they're after someone else, I still feel a freaky mixture of anger and guilt.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:58 am

Thank you, sir.

cje · Post by **cje** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:26 pm

Chewing on devil's food cake, Uriel threw a copy of Angelology in the fire and flexed his wings. "They just don't get it."

jay4 · Post by **jay4** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:37 am

The first time we met, we were skydiving. I bought my parachute from ACME. You didn't. Yours worked. Thanks for the help!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:21 pm

I've got you
under my skin.
I've got you
deep in the heart of me.
But, the shrink-ray is wearing off. Sweet Jesus, it hurts!

jay4 · Post by **jay4** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:39 pm

They told me "ride an asteroid, see the galaxy." Then, while viewing a star, that silly blue-green rock slammed into me.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:36 pm

jay4 wrote:They told me "ride an asteroid, see the galaxy." Then, while viewing a star, that silly blue-green rock slammed into me.

Yes, there's always two sides to every story.

Everyone misses the dinosaurs.

No one misses poor Snyrkizz.

You have righted a longstanding injustice.

Bravo, jay4.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:06 am

They say that "Sith" was originally just a typo of "sh*t".
As Master unleashes his Force lightning, I know I'm in it deep.

-- ¿Dark Log of the Sith?

InfernoFudd · Post by **InfernoFudd** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:16 am

“You worry way too much.”
“Why do you say that?”
"Take off your bullet-proof vest and your parachute and I will tell you."

InfernoFudd · Post by **InfernoFudd** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:55 am

A great mess this is. A 3 a.m. wake up and the wormhole doesn’t even open. How am I going to get to the Battle of Hastings now?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:29 pm

InfernoFudd wrote:A great mess this is. A 3 a.m. wake up and the wormhole doesn’t even open. How am I going to get to the Battle of Hastings now?

And so Harold arrived a day late and a dollar short, due to a damned wormhole malfunction.

emily · Post by **emily** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:24 pm

Mackerel poured from the sky, covering the ground. "Oh, they have GOT to let us off for this." I said, and went back to bed.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:37 pm

And leave all the shoveling to your parents?

emily · Post by **emily** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:43 am

strawman wrote:And leave all the shoveling to your parents?

I guess a snow blower wouldn't do much good... and just think what a mess the plows would make in the streets. Yick.

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