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We really underappreciate that, of all the things in the universe rain or snow could consist of, both are made of water..... I mean, what are the odds?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I've had this one floating around in my head for a while, but finally got round to actually organising it 
The body lay on the table, ready for autopsy.
"I still don't see why you can't just ask me how I died," the zombie grumbled.

The body lay on the table, ready for autopsy.
"I still don't see why you can't just ask me how I died," the zombie grumbled.
"Everything tricks, and everything cheats, and everything, everything, everything eats."
Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor
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You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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"It's not you, it's me," the ghost told Haley Joel Osment, "I just need space. I think we should see other dead people..."
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It's not you; it's me. I can't see me with you.munsi wrote:"It's not you, it's me," the ghost told Haley Joel Osment..."
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Diggin it.Hatching Phoenix wrote:"What is your favorite element?" The student asked. The professor shouted "Surprise!" and then he pulled on the lever.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. “You mean a martini” says the barman. “If I wanted 2 I would have ordered 2.”
More a joke than a twabble, but still funny.
More a joke than a twabble, but still funny.
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I heard that on Prairie Home Companion a few weeks ago. Still funny.Mikes wrote:A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. “You mean a martini” says the barman. “If I wanted 2 I would have ordered 2.”
More a joke than a twabble, but still funny.
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Don't get much more highbrow than Latin punchlines.
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Remember those Wacky Wallwacker toys?
I loved those things.
Until they started to climb up the wall.
I loved those things.
Until they started to climb up the wall.
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She smiled at me and I knew: I'd love her even without the spell she had cast on me.
I don't know why she terrified me before…
I don't know why she terrified me before…
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It's Wabbit Season.
As he fell back into the hole, gun in hand, his dying words were: "I knew I should've taken that damn left turn at albuque-"
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Length Nazi says that this is too short. It's supposed to be 100 chars, not counting spaces.isfullofcrap wrote:Remember those Wacky Wallwacker toys ...
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Ah, spell number 38D... I know it well.CLP wrote:She smiled at me and I knew: I'd love her even without the spell she had cast on me.
I don't know why she terrified me before…

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Blossoms perfumed the night air as the gardener removed the sign from beneath her body: Beware of the Johnny-Jump-Ups.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
David sighed as the light flickered in the bedroom again. It was just so damn hard to get rid of those human infestations!
I think I might set myself a challenge to compose 1 twabble a day for a week. Just so I can get better at plucking ideas from my head, rather than waiting for them to appear at inconvenient times, before slinking off when they suspect they might have to do a little work. I'm worried that I might experience a drastic reduction in quality if they are forced though, which is something I can ill-afford with my current standards. I can always tell myself that I'll eventually try doing it for a month, and then try drabbles for a week, and then a month, and then I'll be a creative genius, and will finally be able to write those faction descriptions to the standard I want them! Right, that's it - I'm doing it. Starting today (where today is yesterday) I'm going to write a twabble a day for a week. Please slap me (virtually) if I don't. Plus I'll give myself a 10 minute time limit from conception to completion so I don't start idly perambulating through my head to catch some ideas unaware whilst in lectures.
I think I might set myself a challenge to compose 1 twabble a day for a week. Just so I can get better at plucking ideas from my head, rather than waiting for them to appear at inconvenient times, before slinking off when they suspect they might have to do a little work. I'm worried that I might experience a drastic reduction in quality if they are forced though, which is something I can ill-afford with my current standards. I can always tell myself that I'll eventually try doing it for a month, and then try drabbles for a week, and then a month, and then I'll be a creative genius, and will finally be able to write those faction descriptions to the standard I want them! Right, that's it - I'm doing it. Starting today (where today is yesterday) I'm going to write a twabble a day for a week. Please slap me (virtually) if I don't. Plus I'll give myself a 10 minute time limit from conception to completion so I don't start idly perambulating through my head to catch some ideas unaware whilst in lectures.
"Everything tricks, and everything cheats, and everything, everything, everything eats."
Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor
Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor