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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:46 am
by strawman
We really underappreciate that, of all the things in the universe rain or snow could consist of, both are made of water..... I mean, what are the odds?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:04 am
by PureChance
I've had this one floating around in my head for a while, but finally got round to actually organising it :)

The body lay on the table, ready for autopsy.

"I still don't see why you can't just ask me how I died," the zombie grumbled.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:33 am
by tbaker2500
:-) I love it!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:38 pm
by Hatching Phoenix
"What is your favorite element?" The student asked. The professor shouted "Surprise!" and then he pulled on the lever.

Off the radar, or Ode to the EWO

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

"Hit em where it hertz," the weapons officer said with frequency.
He brought down the hammer, with missiles and jammer.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:26 am
by munsi
"It's not you, it's me," the ghost told Haley Joel Osment, "I just need space. I think we should see other dead people..."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:"It's not you, it's me," the ghost told Haley Joel Osment..."
It's not you; it's me. I can't see me with you.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:02 am
by uncre8d1
Hatching Phoenix wrote:"What is your favorite element?" The student asked. The professor shouted "Surprise!" and then he pulled on the lever.
Diggin it.

For all you computer people out there

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:23 pm
by SynapticJam
Nice was forever breaking his PC. Desktop Support finally gave in to his reqeust for upgrade. He now has an Etch a Sketch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:26 pm
by Mikes
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. “You mean a martini” says the barman. “If I wanted 2 I would have ordered 2.”

More a joke than a twabble, but still funny.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:32 am
by tbaker2500
Mikes wrote:A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. “You mean a martini” says the barman. “If I wanted 2 I would have ordered 2.”

More a joke than a twabble, but still funny.
I heard that on Prairie Home Companion a few weeks ago. Still funny.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:57 pm
by strawman
Don't get much more highbrow than Latin punchlines.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:22 pm
by isfullofcrap
Remember those Wacky Wallwacker toys?
I loved those things.
Until they started to climb up the wall.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:18 pm
by CLP
She smiled at me and I knew: I'd love her even without the spell she had cast on me.
I don't know why she terrified me before…

It's Wabbit Season.

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:21 am
by The Haunted Tubby
As he fell back into the hole, gun in hand, his dying words were: "I knew I should've taken that damn left turn at albuque-"

I'm a new member, but longtime listener. I hope to be more active in future!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
isfullofcrap wrote:Remember those Wacky Wallwacker toys ...
Length Nazi says that this is too short. It's supposed to be 100 chars, not counting spaces.

You can check it with this tool.

Re: It's Wabbit Season.

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:47 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The Haunted Tubby wrote:I'm a new member, but longtime listener. I hope to be more active in future!
Welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:49 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
CLP wrote:She smiled at me and I knew: I'd love her even without the spell she had cast on me.
I don't know why she terrified me before…
Ah, spell number 38D... I know it well. :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:45 am
by cje
Blossoms perfumed the night air as the gardener removed the sign from beneath her body: Beware of the Johnny-Jump-Ups.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:19 am
by PureChance
David sighed as the light flickered in the bedroom again. It was just so damn hard to get rid of those human infestations!

I think I might set myself a challenge to compose 1 twabble a day for a week. Just so I can get better at plucking ideas from my head, rather than waiting for them to appear at inconvenient times, before slinking off when they suspect they might have to do a little work. I'm worried that I might experience a drastic reduction in quality if they are forced though, which is something I can ill-afford with my current standards. I can always tell myself that I'll eventually try doing it for a month, and then try drabbles for a week, and then a month, and then I'll be a creative genius, and will finally be able to write those faction descriptions to the standard I want them! Right, that's it - I'm doing it. Starting today (where today is yesterday) I'm going to write a twabble a day for a week. Please slap me (virtually) if I don't. Plus I'll give myself a 10 minute time limit from conception to completion so I don't start idly perambulating through my head to catch some ideas unaware whilst in lectures.