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Hey man, nice gun

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:15 am
by InfernoFudd
Faking death is easier than faking life: that's our motto. However your idea is a bit out of our scope. Robert Dwyer is it?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:31 am
by nevermore_66
The Novelist
He wrote novels in magic marker on playing cards, tore wings off cicadas before eating them, said that's the fatty part.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:36 am
by nevermore_66
The Game
We played hangman to pass the time. In the womb. The cord in my hands. No one else remembers him. The word -- it was brother.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:55 pm
by strawman
nevermore_66 wrote:The Game
We played hangman to pass the time. In the womb. The cord in my hands. No one else remembers him. The word -- it was brother.
This does not bode well for a happy childhood.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:08 pm
by nevermore_66
But I turned out just...er...I mean...I don't know...maybe with the right environment...nature vs. nurture...uh...

What do you think Dr. Phil?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:04 am
by Ed Woychowsky
“Captain, it's like nothing we've ever encountered before.”

“We really do need to get out more, Spock!”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:07 am
by PureChance
Slightly late with today's top of the triumvirate, but only because I've just got home to post it.

They told me not to play with fire. Now the entire world is burning, and it's my fault. Does it still look like I'm playing?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:29 am
by cje
He sighed. Life couldn't get much better than this, he mused, basking in her glow. Hey! Who turned off the x-ray machine?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:49 pm
by PureChance
And Sunday's sample

When I was young, I played with dolls. Now I don't have any dolls, so I play with people. Soon I'll run out of people as well.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:04 pm
by tbaker2500
PureChance wrote:And Sunday's sample

When I was young, I played with dolls. Now I don't have any dolls, so I play with people. Soon I'll run out of people as well.

Nice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:48 am
by Mikes
Sticks and stones may break my bones... and, as it turns out, that’s exactly what the cannibals do get to the bone marrow.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:34 pm
by nevermore_66
24 Hour Mart
I scan his purchase: a bouquet and a spade. "Necrophiles need love too," he says. "They just have to dig down deep for it."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:42 pm
by tbaker2500
nevermore_66 wrote:24 Hour Mart
I scan his purchase: a bouquet and a spade. "Necrophiles need love too," he says, "They just have to dig down deep for it."
Nice Valentine's day twabble!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:04 pm
by nevermore_66
Just putting the romantic back in necromantic.

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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:07 pm
by strawman
I saw a piece on Discovery yesterday about a practice in Madagascar, called Famadihana, in which dead people appear in your dreams,obligating you to exhume their bones, invite friends and family over, and spend a years wages on throwing them a big party.
http://www.travelafricamag.com/index2.p ... f=1&id=196" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:53 pm
by PureChance
Unsurprisingly today's is also related to the current holiday:

I grabbed the bloody, quivering heart, and tore it from his still warm chest. There, that should satisfy any valentine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:58 am
by strawman
It's a Braveheart, that.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:47 am
by bell
There is strychnine in the chocolates, and the teddy bear is booby-trapped. The roses are just roses. I am not a monster.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:49 am
by nevermore_66
bell wrote:There is strychnine in the chocolates, and the teddy bear is booby-trapped. The roses are just roses. I am not a monster.

This one made me chuckle.

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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:55 am
by bell
"You won't have another St Valentine's date with ice cream," I said.

"Well, OK," she said, exposing her neck to my fangs.