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"Meat" your date, Use plenty of deodorant.

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:04 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Yes, it was a zombie Valentine,
With curses flowing like wine.
I loved my date tenderly,
Until she pulled a shotgun on me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:39 am
by bell
I gave her roses, long of stem,
and chocolate, dark and sweet.
Prostrate, I grovelled at her feet.
She did not give a damn.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:29 am
by nevermore_66

She broke up with me at recess. I worked so hard - it was so good, my valentine. The coronary artery was perfectly to scale.

Soul Sisters (A True Story)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:58 pm
by munsi
"This song is what I imagine cancer sounds like." I said, as the bar went silent and everyone turned to stare. Awkward...

Re: Soul Sisters (A True Story)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:"This song is what I imagine cancer sounds like.
Ah, so you're flummoxed by yesterday's Grammy results, too?

Re: Soul Sisters (A True Story)

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:16 pm
by munsi
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Ah, so you're flummoxed by yesterday's Grammy results, too?
Arcade fire won, Bieber performed. It was a decidedly mixed bag...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:46 am
by PureChance
The shadows danced on the cream paper, strange tentacled images growing and warping. Weirdest light puppet show ever.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:06 am
by PureChance
A slightly less direction-less offering today, for the penultimate day of my personal goal:

I consider myself a polite neighbour, for a mad scientist. For example, I don't storm your abode at unreasonable hours.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 12:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PureChance wrote:I consider myself a polite neighbour, for a mad scientist. For example, I don't storm your abode at unreasonable hours.
Miserable clodhoppers have no manners! That's why it's okay to "volunteer" them for my experiments.

Pitchforks in my gate;
Torches over my wall.
Damn those pesky peasants;
Gotta kill them all.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:00 am
by ROU Killing Time
bell wrote:There is strychnine in the chocolates, and the teddy bear is booby-trapped. The roses are just roses. I am not a monster.
You were a day late on this one.

Most excellent, however.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 4:03 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PureChance wrote:I consider myself a polite neighbour, for a mad scientist. For example, I don't storm your abode at unreasonable hours.
Miserable clodhoppers have no manners! That's why it's okay to "volunteer" them for my experiments.

Pitchforks in my gate;
Torches over my wall.
Damn those pesky peasants;
Gotta kill them all.
Dennis: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed..."
King Arthur: "Bloody peasant!"
Dennis: "Oh! What a dead give-a-way!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:24 pm
by Astroguyz
The thin antenna brushed the controls. Humanity watched as the sun collapsed into a gravitational lensing telescope.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:14 pm
by strawman
If this were Car Talk, this would make a good Puzzler

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:22 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Astroguyz wrote:The thin antenna brushed the controls. Humanity watched as the sun collapsed into a gravitational lensing telescope.
strawman wrote:If this were Car Talk, this would make a good Puzzler
Pretty sure he means that those Little Green Bastards stole our whole sun just to build a slightly bigger Hubble.
(But it's dark out, so I can't see for certain.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:54 am
by PureChance
Alas, I fell at the last hurdle. I visited the pub, and so all I can produce is this poor excuse, masquerading as a twabble.

MathaMagic

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:12 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
There is a god! Turns out that Leigh Mercer's brilliant limerick fits perfectly in twabble form:


A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus 3 times the square root of 4.
Divided by 7,
Plus 5 times 11,
Is 9 squared and not a bit more.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:30 pm
by strawman
There is a god, and He is a nerd!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:58 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Duh.
The universe runs on differential equations and a prayer.
The language of God is Mathematics -- of course, he's a nerd. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:03 am
by PureChance
Well, even though I completed my weeks challenge (albeit with one blip) I think I'm going to try and keep up one twabble a day for as long as I can, since I actually really enjoyed it :)

"Try to kill me, would she? I'll show her!" he cackled as he grabbed the knife. Giggling, he thrust it deep into his heart.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:34 am
by tbaker2500
PureChance wrote:"Try to kill me, would she? I'll show her!" he cackled as he grabbed the knife. Giggling, he thrust it deep into his heart.
Let Darwin have that one.