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A Mint Condition Find

Post by bugjackbarron » Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:08 pm

The pages were made of his skin; the spine of his vertebrae. The title, "Cosby," was writ in his blood.

I love comic books.

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Re: A Mint Condition Find

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 20, 2011 7:47 pm

bugjackbarron wrote:The pages were made of his skin; the spine of his vertebrae. The title, "Cosby," was writ in his blood.

I love comic books.
Sounds like that one can love you back. :?

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Death's Diary #1

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:34 am

"Death's Diary: #1"
He smiled as he looked down the row of babies in the maternity ward. A newly planted field filled Death with such promise.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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See's, Godiva, or plain old Hershey's. It's all good.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:56 am

Devil's proverb 767: If you never know what you're gonna get from your box of chocolates, you're buying the wrong brand!

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Re: A Mint Condition Find

Post by bugjackbarron » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:42 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
bugjackbarron wrote:The pages were made of his skin; the spine of his vertebrae. The title, "Cosby," was writ in his blood.

Welcome aboard!
Thanks!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:43 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:He smiled as he looked down the row of babies in the maternity ward. A newly planted field filled Death with such promise.
G. Reaper was the first to go green. He recycles everything.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Harvest Season Morning

Post by bugjackbarron » Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:44 pm

After breakfast, the plant telepath joyfully swung his scythe through the field of grain. He loved the scream o' wheat.

(Inspired by Rou Killing Time)

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Re: Harvest Season Morning

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:19 pm

bugjackbarron wrote:After breakfast, the plant telepath joyfully swung his scythe through the field of grain. He loved the scream o' wheat.

(Inspired by Rou Killing Time)
And who doesn't like a nice steaming bowl of scream o' wheat in the morning. ty for the nod.

It brings to mind something I often think of.

Would there be so many vegetarians if plants had but mouths to scream?
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Re: Harvest Season Morning

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:41 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Would there be so many vegetarians if plants had but mouths to scream?
Hardly original, but always fun!
Arrogant Worms wrote:I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)

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Post by groomporter » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:55 pm

When they told Jessica she would be treated just like a princess they didn't tell her that they meant Anastasia Romanov.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:17 pm

This was why The Old Ones ate only galaxies.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Harvest Season Morning

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:08 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Would there be so many vegetarians if plants had but mouths to scream?
Hardly original, but always fun!
Arrogant Worms wrote:I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
EXACTLY!!!
At least animals have a chance to run away... (not a good chance, mind you, but a chance nonetheless...)
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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You know it's just a matter of time...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:54 am

Herbert gasped, "How do people stand the pain?"
The artist replied, "Most guys get tattoos on a PICTURE of their heart."


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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bugjackbarron » Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:01 pm

We soccer moms lay in the dirt, beaten. Damn hockey moms had much better gear. I grinned. They'd face the skeet moms next.

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Post by bugjackbarron » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:52 pm

In Honor of Presidents' Day:

General Washington had been expecting a troop of Hessian DRAGOONS. Damn that illiterate scout. He ran from the flames.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:48 pm

LOL nice ones BJB.
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Death's Diary #2

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Feb 22, 2011 6:50 pm

Death's Diary: #2
Death ran lightly through the geriatric ward, his favorite place to harvest. So many old friends and welcoming smiles.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Death's Diary #3

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:00 pm

Death's Diary: #3
Death watched as the boy tossed the burlap bag in the river. Meows become bubbles, then go silent. And they call Me cruel.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bugjackbarron » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:10 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:LOL nice ones BJB.
Thanks for the encouragement. You folks have set a high bar.

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Re: Death's Diary #3

Post by bugjackbarron » Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:13 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Death's Diary: #3
Death watched as the boy tossed the burlap bag in the river. Meows become bubbles, then go silent. And they call Me cruel.
Cruel? Hey, alligators gotsta eat too.

Good stuff.

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