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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:39 pm
by jay4
This is the story of the little girl who didn’t hold her fish fork right, so her mother put her on a rocket to Venus. The end.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:22 pm
by strawman
I've seen one of those on late-night cable. I'm trying to understand.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:07 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Someone has to say it... What the fork?
I feel that somewhere in Asia, someone is chuckling in complete agreement.

How depressing

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:38 am
by Farseeker
When I get one of these big sore zits I just have to squeeze it out. But this one isn’t stopping. Crap. My head is deflating.

Death's Diary: #6

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:20 am
by ROU Killing Time
I only wind the clocks, I don't set the schedule. It's not my fault that the time that lets you live, carries you to the end.

Cheesy Whine Festival

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:49 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I'd be honored to cut the cheese
At the festival, yes I woulda.
But you can keep your Bries.
Most clearly they're no Gouda.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:02 pm
by strawman
I vote you change the title to "Cutting the Cheese"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:10 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
That was already entendred. Don't want to make it too obvious.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:41 pm
by strawman
That's the problem with cyberspace... it may be virtual, but just like natural gas, it too is colorless and odorless: limits your entendrability.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:17 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:That's the problem with cyberspace... it may be virtual, but just like natural gas, it too is colorless and odorless: limits your entendrability.
Trim that up and there's a twabble in the concept, Strawman...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:Trim that up and there's a twabble in the concept, Strawman...
What? That the internet's a gas?

Or is it that, while it might sometimes be colorless and odorless (damn this amber, monochrome monitor!), it's far from bloodless?

I twit the light fantastic
until my monitor blew.
The regime's response was drastic
beware democracy's coming for you!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:09 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Trim that up and there's a twabble in the concept, Strawman...
What? That the internet's a gas?

Or is it that, while it might sometimes be colorless and odorless (damn this amber, monochrome monitor!), it's far from bloodless?

I twit the light fantastic
until my monitor blew.
The regime's response was drastic
beware democracy's coming for you!
How long have you been waiting to use the phrase "twit the light fantastic?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:22 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:How long have you been waiting to use the phrase "twit the light fantastic?"
Not at all. I have a few complete twabbles in the can, but the only phrases I have "chambered" are politically/philosophically themed -- and you big meanie poopyheads won't let me use them here! :(

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:25 am
by tbaker2500
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Not at all. I have a few complete twabbles in the can, but the only phrases I have "chambered" are politically/philosophically themed -- and you big meanie poopyheads won't let me use them here! :(
Why not post them on Twitter?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I do, on occasion. And, no I won't tell you what accounts. If it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy (and not fuzzy like soft fungus growing out of your brain), then just assume it's me. :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:21 am
by strawman
Good sir, Isn't the present tense "I twit"?
So grammatical correctness requires that,
if the regime's response was truly drastic,
then you must have twat the light fantastic

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:29 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nope, the past tense of twitter is twit, just like the past tense of light (¿litter?) is "Done lit".

I suppose some would say the past tense of twitter is twitted,
but that just don't fitted.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:00 am
by nevermore_66
"What's eating you?" He doesn't say, doesn't even lift his head. That's ok. I answer my own riddle and take another bite.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:59 pm
by LizPennies
He read the sign covered walls and cried, "I GOT IT!" And the protest banners were replaced with ones that read, “Pepsi.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:09 am
by PureChance
nevermore_66 wrote:"What's eating you?" He doesn't say, doesn't even lift his head. That's ok. I answer my own riddle and take another bite.
I felt a twinge in my stomach at his funeral. It might have been guilt, but then again I had left the canapés out overnight.

I hope you don't mind my drawing inspiration from you're twabble like this...