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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:59 am
by strawman
So Firefox is DC's governing authority. Sounds to me like Firefox is Anglophobic. It probably calls fried potatoes Freedom Chips.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I DO have a Greasemonkey script for that. It basically replaces instances of "French" with: "Frog", "Freedom", or "Cheese-eating, surrender monkeys". But I wasn't going to bring it up.

Firefox is not Anglophobic. I fancy that, like me, it is rather the opposite -- except that we recognize that while the English might have sketched an okay outline for the bizarre hodgepodge that is English, the language was <strike>perfected</strike> improved by good old Yankee ingenuity.

And, I -- for one -- welcome our Firefox, governing-authority overlords! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:49 am
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Firefox is not Anglophobic. I fancy that, like me, it is rather the opposite -- except that we recognize that while the English might have sketched an okay outline for the bizarre hodgepodge that is English, the language was <strike>perfected</strike> improved by good old Yankee ingenuity.
I think the Aussies and Canadians might object to being overlooked, and might make the same claim.

By the way, I wonder if we'll have the same effect on Spanish?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:23 pm
by SynapticJam
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Not only was that a character short, Mustache was misspellerized!
Oopsies... teach me to use notepad to write these up...
The becomes that with no loss of message and magic ensues. 100 char.... Good catch. Thankee kindly. I will endeavor to ensure that no such travesty occurs in the future.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:38 pm
by SynapticJam
The pyramids were not created by aliens. They were created by me. I am Ra, the bringer of desolation. Fear me now! Please?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:45 am
by ajc13
SynapticJam wrote:The pyramids were not created by aliens. They were created by me. I am Ra, the bringer of desolation. Fear me now! Please?
Another pyramid, another mirror. Time to get out the big hammer. I'll show you some desolation Mr Ra! No more mustaches!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:42 pm
by SynapticJam
ajc13 wrote:Another pyramid, another mirror. Time to get out the big hammer. I'll show you some desolation Mr Ra! No more mustaches!
Har! I needed a smile this morning, thank you kindly...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:54 pm
by SynapticJam
I've been trying to write a twabble every morning. Get the juices flowing. My brain hurts though and trepany is awesome.

That was actually 100char... but not really the twabble I was thinking of... How about this one?

I believe the government should sponsor snuff porn. Who wouldn't pay to see politicians getting what's coming to them?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:29 pm
by Astroguyz
The evil third world dictator failed to account for one thing; the elite paratroop platoon of subversive Sheen clones…

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:10 pm
by HenryGaudet
I used to think I just had to grow old gracefully. That is, until I found my Mobius calendar. Now I don’t age. I just do laps.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:32 pm
by SynapticJam
HenryGaudet wrote:I used to think I just had to grow old gracefully. That is, until I found my Mobius calendar. Now I don’t age. I just do laps.
The Mysterious Mobius Strip. The only one-sided figure in existence. Great trick for the kids. It's impossible daddy!

This twabble thing is kind of fun...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:54 pm
by strawman
Wait, you mean to tell me quantum physics is real, but Moebius isn't?
That just ain't right.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:56 am
by nevermore_66
She still dances the Möbius Strip, pulling off her skin, revealing another outfit. Skeletons clutching singles grin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:08 am
by tbaker2500
nevermore_66 wrote:She still dances the Möbius Strip, pulling off her skin, revealing another outfit. Skeletons clutching singles grin.
Booo! Hiss!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:18 am
by nevermore_66
tbaker2500 wrote:Booo! Hiss!
Dude, I've got so many congratulatory voices in my head to block that noise out with. Right, fellas?

:D :mrgreen: :roll: 8) :twisted: :) :o :P :lol: :wink:

Sweat Dreams

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:23 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Dear, you are everything from my dreams.
Dreams in which I run but never get anywhere. Horrors stalking close behind me.

Re: Sweat Dreams

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:12 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Dear, you are everything from my dreams.
Dreams in which I run but never get anywhere. Horrors stalking close behind me.
Jebuz dude, I can't wait til you tell us about your nightmares! :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:14 am
by ROU Killing Time
tbaker2500 wrote:
nevermore_66 wrote:She still dances the Möbius Strip, pulling off her skin, revealing another outfit. Skeletons clutching singles grin.
Booo! Hiss!
Oh, don't be a spoilsport, Tom. That's some finely constructed doggerel.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:12 pm
by SynapticJam
The viscera of life courses through the present, caring neither for past nor future, it simply exits. Now ride the flow.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:48 pm
by strawman
SynapticJam wrote:The viscera of life courses through the present, caring neither for past nor future, it simply exits. Now ride the flow.
"River of Guts"

Hmm.

Sounds punk.