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tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:41 pm

strawman wrote:After God realized that whatever He spoke came into being, liability concerns caused Him to become somewhat taciturn.

I love it!
I vote it for Twabble of the week.

SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:58 pm

I can't take credit for this one. From #AncientHealines twitter meme... I did however add a few words and modify to fit twabble size...

"I don't know how it happened. Wax was sound when it left the factory". Wing-maker denies blame for Icarus Air disaster.

Liked it so much, I grabbed another one:

Icarus starts new budget airline "Waxyjet" many crashes and fatalities. Customers say they still prefer it to Ryanair

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:01 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:
strawman wrote:After God realized that whatever He spoke came into being, liability concerns caused Him to become somewhat taciturn.
I vote it for Twabble of the week.

I don't know about TOW honors, but it did remind me of CLP's fun twabble, so it gets points for that.

SynapticJam · Post by **SynapticJam** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:04 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: I don't know about TOW honors, but it did remind me of CLP's fun twabble, so it gets points for that.

I remember that one. Made my day...

DrCarter2001 · Post by **DrCarter2001** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:58 pm

All was too quiet.

The monkey’s grip tightened on the baseball bat. He’d be damned if that weasel popped out at him again.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:45 pm

Hee hee..
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CRyan · Post by **CRyan** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:24 pm

Do the editors choose submissions from this thread, or are Twabbles submitted via email as the longer fiction is to be?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:55 pm

CRyan wrote:Do the editors choose submissions from this thread, or are Twabbles submitted via email as the longer fiction is to be?

Norm chooses from this thread, although I believe there was one exception recently from a ¿professional-ish? writer.

Anyway, post an interesting and/or good twabble here and it will get a reaction (usually).

bell · Post by **bell** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:09 am

"Fiat Lux," He said, hand outstretched. Then he looked to see if it was good. It was not. "No," He said. "I meant Bud Lite!"

CRyan · Post by **CRyan** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:06 am

The crowd stared, impatient. Probing his hat, the magician found naught but a note written in a crude hand: NOT TONIGHT.

cje · Post by **cje** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:56 am

"Life sucks, then you die," he proclaimed. She said, "No, first I suck your life and then you die, second dates be damned.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:14 am

"I want to suck your blARGH!" Dracule rubbed the fresh punctures on his lip, and grumbled, "Damn fangs. Damn overbite."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:40 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"I want to suck your blARGH!" Dracule rubbed the fresh punctures on his lip, and grumbled, "Damn fangs. Damn overbite."

Man, don't you just hate it when that happens? Well, not exactly that, but biting your tongue.

bell · Post by **bell** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:54 pm

"Life sucks, men stink, and nothing to wear," said a cavewoman, poking at a deerskin pensively. "On second thought..."

bell · Post by **bell** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 5:07 pm

"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"

*CRASH*
*THUMP*
*CLANG*

*UNPRINTABLE*

"No! I meant, BUD Light!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:47 pm

Hmm. Someone works for the Anheuser-Busch company, eh?

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:46 am

I never said doomed, I said we've been domed. Although I suppose, since the dome is airtight, you've made a good point...

ChrisSims · Post by **ChrisSims** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:51 am

Set me free from the stone that imprisons me. Chisel it, chip it all away! Wait! I'm not a naked man. No! Michelangelo! No!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:59 am

ChrisSims wrote:Set me free from the stone that imprisons me. Chisel it, chip it all away! Wait! I'm not a naked man. No! Michelangelo! No!

Chuckle.

"No stop! THAT's not that small either! For the love of God, man."

Welcome aboard.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:14 am

ChrisSims wrote:Set me free from the stone that imprisons me. Chisel it, chip it all away! Wait! I'm not a naked man. No! Michelangelo! No!

Ha! I love it.
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