Page 126 of 386

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:33 pm
by NoNotRogov
In the twelfth year of his reign, King Yozrik declared a Short Tax; sparking the horror of Halfling-Gnomish Rebellion.

Re: One Chance at Freedom

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:34 am
by ChrisSims
tbaker2500 wrote:
Ha! I love it.
Welcome to the forums.
Thanks! Happy to be here. @ChrisSims on twitter BTW

Cheers

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:12 pm
by freeman0
"This waffle," she said, setting the food on my table, "is brought to you by IKEA -furnishing all your breakfast needs."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:15 pm
by freeman0
NoNotRogov wrote:In the twelfth year of his reign, King Yozrik declared a Short Tax; sparking the horror of Halfling-Gnomish Rebellion.
This just near made my day!

Breakfast of Champions

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Morning.
Up in the crack of Dawn
I loved me breakfast melons.
Soon the kid's bus was gone
And me family pride was swellin'.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:23 am
by tbaker2500
Oh dear. Even ASID is affected by spring.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:14 am
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Sort of a two-parter here.

Mars needed moms. He’d fed the last of the dads to his latest pet war, a stymied affair in Troy. Moms were all that was left.

The moms of Greece were formed into ranks. But what to call them?
“Ladies,” Mars said. “You’re now the Army of the Undad.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:30 am
by strawman
I can't decide whether this is awful enough to qualify for "campy". No, actually I think it's on the next level after campy. You just know we're about to get "Mars Needs Little Brothers".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:46 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
It's not campy, it's commercial. He found the ladies on Amazon. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:17 am
by SgtCrispy
I sit here silently, waiting for my eyes to adjust to dark. I clench my knife tight, praying that it doesn't know I'm here.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:32 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
SgtCrispy wrote:I sit here silently, waiting for my eyes to adjust to dark. I clench my knife tight, praying that it doesn't know I'm here.
Expecting those pesky IRS agents, eh?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 2:52 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Also dropped this one onto my Twitter feed.

Only after the razor’d cut into my throat did I realize the barber’s sign held no mistake: “Shave and a haircut, to bits.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:27 pm
by tbaker2500
Clever.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:51 pm
by NoNotRogov
Screaming "DEATH AND TAXES" we charged the Libertarian stronghold of Heinlein-12. No quarter would be given, or sold.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 5:13 am
by munsi
"Until you've tried my flan, you haven't lived!"

"Dude, too soon."

...outside the walls, the Zombies moaned hungrily.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 5:23 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings.
But hearts need blood.
She killed me.

The Beast

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:45 am
by archangel
Behold the beast. Its bare teeth glinting. Its large eyes outstaring even Medusa. Hear it roar when I turn the ignition.

Cake

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:32 pm
by archangel
Smurf cake filling: cream, apricots. Top with white chocolate.
She looked up to the shredder full of terrified smurfs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:16 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings.
But hearts need blood.
She killed me.
Great concept;
abrupt stop = crash landing?

Re: Cake

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:20 pm
by strawman
archangel wrote:Smurf cake filling: cream, apricots. Top with white chocolate.
She looked up to the shredder full of terrified smurfs.
You got to terrify them first. Releases the smurf adrenelin juice that produces the prized blueness.