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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 13, 2011 7:39 am

strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She fills my heart
With very special things
With angel songs
With wild imaginings.
But hearts need blood.
She killed me.
Great concept;
abrupt stop = crash landing?
¿Hruh?
Lyrical poetry, with a psychotic mood snap -- sort of a reverse tsundere...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Wildfire » Fri May 13, 2011 11:36 pm

My first Twit-fic attempt:


I was really pleased that I managed to lose a stone last week. It was hard work. Just a shame it hurt like hell to pee it out!!



Wildfire.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Tesseract » Sat May 14, 2011 4:08 am

I've been saving up, I haven't been here for a while...>.>
Most of these are from a twitter feed I've started up to post my tiny poetry on. http://twitter.com/#!/Transmogrofied" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am fish. I am.

A dashboard lit up like an arcade, light already stretching in to spools, the star ship captain cursed the singularity.

Tick the right. Tick the wrong.
Keep alight the demon throng.
Shift from plain to plain,
while turning humans in to game.


Hand slides over a leg,
passed the stomach and shoulder.
Trapes the neck, caress what lay after.
Warm, sticky, eyeless.


I had that dream again, one where I find a stick shaped like a hand.
I pull it
Tightly the skeletal hand holds as fast as I do.


Sinew replaced by wire designed to cut, flesh burned and fused to mechanism. points, spikes, face split twine. Pretty.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 14, 2011 11:42 pm

Wildfire wrote:My first Twit-fic attempt:
I was really pleased that I managed to lose a stone last week. It was hard work. Just a shame it hurt like hell to pee it out!!

Wildfire.
So now you can say you ROCK... In the bathroom?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 14, 2011 11:47 pm

Tesseract wrote: Tick the right. Tick the wrong.
Keep alight the demon throng.
Shift from plain to plain,
while turning humans in to game.
Ah yes, the campaigning has started in earnest.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Tesseract » Sun May 15, 2011 12:27 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Tesseract wrote: Tick the right. Tick the wrong.
Keep alight the demon throng.
Shift from plain to plain,
while turning humans in to game.
Ah yes, the campaigning has started in earnest.
Well Harper was voted in AGAIN! Contempt of parliament and all that jazz.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by T. Allan Christopher » Sun May 15, 2011 1:15 am

Seeing that pale & bulbous backside shining brightly in the moonlight, I realized I had sexed the orange off of Snookie.
- T. Allan Christopher

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Are alerts working on this thread?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 15, 2011 2:02 am

Is any body getting alerts on this thread still?

I am not, settings are still correct, and other threads seem to work properly (still).

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sun May 15, 2011 10:16 pm

I'm not getting alerts either, or on the other threads. For awhile I just thought things died down.
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Re: Are alerts working on this thread?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 16, 2011 12:29 am

I was wondering if it was just this thread (since the page count has reached the limit of a signed, 8-bit INT) -- but apparently it may be a site-wide error with freeforums.org.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by T. Allan Christopher » Tue May 17, 2011 1:43 pm

Among all of humanity's mistakes, one now stands out as the worst of all; having believed Lovecraft's works as fiction.
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Kiwi Confusion

Post by cranialwrench » Tue May 17, 2011 3:50 pm

Bob, still unsure if the squawking mass was a kiwi fruit or bird said "I am on vacation after all.", and took another bite.

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Re: Kiwi Confusion

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue May 17, 2011 4:05 pm

cranialwrench wrote:Bob, still unsure if the squawking mass was a kiwi fruit or bird said "I am on vacation after all.", and took another bite.
:-) Awesome!

Nice entrance to the forums.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by cranialwrench » Tue May 17, 2011 5:13 pm

Much appreciated!

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Regrets

Post by Farseeker » Tue May 17, 2011 7:08 pm

I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
.dluoc I fi emit kcab nrut d’I ,em eveileB

.raews I .yrros m’I
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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Re: Regrets

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 18, 2011 12:01 am

Farseeker wrote:I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
.dluoc I fi emit kcab nrut d’I ,em eveileB

.raews I .yrros m’I
Might be fun if Norm tried to read this one aloud.
"Number 9... Number 9..."

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John Goatman

Post by cranialwrench » Wed May 18, 2011 2:58 pm

Stroking his new horns John Goatman pondered his latest name. "Could be worse. John Buttman just doesn't sound right."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 18, 2011 9:50 pm

You will always meet someone stronger, faster, smarter, and tougher than you are.
That's the guy you have to kill first.

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Re: Post Twabbles in the Post Twabbles thread please!

Post by jonsiemonsterman » Fri May 20, 2011 6:35 am

She spoke softly over the dinner table, caressing her wine glass and then she exploded. Blood and Brains were everywhere.

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Re: Regrets

Post by Farseeker » Fri May 20, 2011 12:43 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Farseeker wrote:I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
.dluoc I fi emit kcab nrut d’I ,em eveileB

.raews I .yrros m’I
Might be fun if Norm tried to read this one aloud.
"Number 9... Number 9..."
I did consider, if I were so fortunate for it to be selected, the practical problem of reading it for the 'cast, and decided that if I were Norm I'd fall back on a bit of audio engineering magic. There's gotta be "an app for that".
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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