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MattMooreWrites · Post by **MattMooreWrites** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:31 pm

Figured this was fitting considering what some are claiming will happen tomorrow:

As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:18 pm

MattMooreWrites wrote:As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.

Soulless body? That's just a term for lawyer, right?

Alas, length-Nazi says that this was too short to be a twabble.

MattMooreWrites · Post by **MattMooreWrites** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:20 pm

Ah yes, you guy's DON'T include spaces in your count.

MattMooreWrites · Post by **MattMooreWrites** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:28 pm

As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their lurching, soulless bodies pursue, attack and devour those left behind.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:45 pm

Longer one is better!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 pm

Jesus is coming and
boy is he mad.
Soon he will kill us
the Bible said.
Say your prayers
Hail Marys too.
Unless you're a Jew.

cranialwrench · Post by **cranialwrench** » Fri May 20, 2011 7:10 pm

Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!

bell · Post by **bell** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:34 pm

cranialwrench wrote:Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!

Clap Clap Clap!

bell · Post by **bell** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:39 pm

"If it don't include my dog," said Old Jake, "I ain't going."

Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.

Farseeker · Post by **Farseeker** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:47 pm

The world shuddered, as if its very fabric were shattered. As foretold.

“System shutdown for scheduled maintenance.”

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 pm

Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:37 pm

strawman wrote:Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.

Dammit! Billions of years and they still have pointer faults and buffer overruns (and Windoze™)?!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am

On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.

Ashleiah · Post by **Ashleiah** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:25 am

My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:30 am

Ashleiah wrote:My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.

This would have been so much better if "olive" was capitalized.

Welcome aboard!

strawman wrote:On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.

Ah, but WE also get delectable Uranium. "Mmmm. Uraaaniummm."

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:33 am

With supreme willpower, I freed my mind. My world exploded into pain then faded to black. Maybe I needed a body after all?

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:55 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Farseeker wrote:I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
.dluoc I fi emit kcab nrut d’I ,em eveileB

.raews I .yrros m’I
Might be fun if Norm tried to read this one aloud.
"Number 9... Number 9..."

That's easy, just read the first half and the run the .wav backwards.

Or you want him to do it the hard way?

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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu May 26, 2011 1:54 pm

For 4 million hits, do it the hard way.

oneman1973 · Post by **oneman1973** » Thu May 26, 2011 10:45 pm

Morsels by P. R. Grenier

Looking at the pile of tasty bits she licked her lips then eat them with the rest of the body parts.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu May 26, 2011 10:50 pm

LOL awesome!
Welcome to the forums.

I think change eat to ate?

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