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Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained")
Figured this was fitting considering what some are claiming will happen tomorrow:
As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.
As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.
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Re: Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained"
Soulless body? That's just a term for lawyer, right?MattMooreWrites wrote:As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.

Alas, length-Nazi says that this was too short to be a twabble.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ah yes, you guy's DON'T include spaces in your count.
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Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained") Ag
As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their lurching, soulless bodies pursue, attack and devour those left behind.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Longer one is better!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Jesus is coming and
boy is he mad.
Soon he will kill us
the Bible said.
Say your prayers
Hail Marys too.
Unless you're a Jew.
boy is he mad.
Soon he will kill us
the Bible said.
Say your prayers
Hail Marys too.
Unless you're a Jew.
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Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!
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Clap Clap Clap!cranialwrench wrote:Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
Spoiler:
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"If it don't include my dog," said Old Jake, "I ain't going."
Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.
Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
Spoiler:
Apocalypse. Now.
The world shuddered, as if its very fabric were shattered. As foretold.
“System shutdown for scheduled maintenance.”
“System shutdown for scheduled maintenance.”
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Dammit! Billions of years and they still have pointer faults and buffer overruns (and Windoze™)?!strawman wrote:Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.
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This would have been so much better if "olive" was capitalized.Ashleiah wrote:My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.

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Ah, but WE also get delectable Uranium. "Mmmm. Uraaaniummm."strawman wrote:On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.
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With supreme willpower, I freed my mind. My world exploded into pain then faded to black. Maybe I needed a body after all?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
For 4 million hits, do it the hard way.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Morsels by P. R. Grenier
Looking at the pile of tasty bits she licked her lips then eat them with the rest of the body parts.
Looking at the pile of tasty bits she licked her lips then eat them with the rest of the body parts.
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LOL awesome!
Welcome to the forums.
I think change eat to ate?
Welcome to the forums.
I think change eat to ate?
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.