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Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained")

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:31 pm
by MattMooreWrites
Figured this was fitting considering what some are claiming will happen tomorrow:

As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.

Re: Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained"

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:18 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MattMooreWrites wrote:As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their soulless bodies pursue and devour those left behind.
Soulless body? That's just a term for lawyer, right? :wink:

Alas, length-Nazi says that this was too short to be a twabble.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:20 pm
by MattMooreWrites
Ah yes, you guy's DON'T include spaces in your count.

Divine Retribution (or "The Zombie Apocalypse Explained") Ag

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:28 pm
by MattMooreWrites
As spirits of the devout are Raptured up, their lurching, soulless bodies pursue, attack and devour those left behind.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:45 pm
by tbaker2500
Longer one is better!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Jesus is coming and
boy is he mad.
Soon he will kill us
the Bible said.
Say your prayers
Hail Marys too.
Unless you're a Jew.

The Velocirapture

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:10 pm
by cranialwrench
Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!

Re: The Velocirapture

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:34 pm
by bell
cranialwrench wrote:Prepare your souls the men and women of earth. All will be judged by his curving claw of might. Beware the Velocirapture!
Clap Clap Clap!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:39 pm
by bell
"If it don't include my dog," said Old Jake, "I ain't going."

Everyone was still there on Sunday, except Jake and his dog.

Apocalypse. Now.

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:47 pm
by Farseeker
The world shuddered, as if its very fabric were shattered. As foretold.

“System shutdown for scheduled maintenance.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:31 pm
by strawman
Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:37 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:Man cannot know the day or the hour, as was written of old. Heaven and earth will pass away, leaving a blue screen of death.
Dammit! Billions of years and they still have pointer faults and buffer overruns (and Windoze™)?!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:18 am
by strawman
On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:25 am
by Ashleiah
My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ashleiah wrote:My blind date giggled when I said I had skeletons in my closet. "Don't we all?" she said. Spearing another olive I smiled.
This would have been so much better if "olive" was capitalized. :twisted:

Welcome aboard!

strawman wrote:On planets with children who behaved, the insides are made of chocolate and nuts. It's just us that got the lumps of coal.
Ah, but WE also get delectable Uranium. "Mmmm. Uraaaniummm."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:33 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
With supreme willpower, I freed my mind. My world exploded into pain then faded to black. Maybe I needed a body after all?

Re: Regrets

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 2:55 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Farseeker wrote:I’m sorry. I swear.

Believe me, I’d turn back time if I could.
.dluoc I fi emit kcab nrut d’I ,em eveileB

.raews I .yrros m’I
Might be fun if Norm tried to read this one aloud.
"Number 9... Number 9..."
That's easy, just read the first half and the run the .wav backwards.

Or you want him to do it the hard way?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbkNxYaULBw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:54 pm
by strawman
For 4 million hits, do it the hard way.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:45 pm
by oneman1973
Morsels by P. R. Grenier

Looking at the pile of tasty bits she licked her lips then eat them with the rest of the body parts.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 10:50 pm
by tbaker2500
LOL awesome!
Welcome to the forums.

I think change eat to ate?