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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:30 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:You know you are going to hell when you die, right?
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Post by DrCarter2001 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:46 pm

Military dolphins armed with warheads have gone missing in South Pacific.
Look out, Japan. Flipper’s out for revenge!


(I know, Norm talked about the missing dolphins back #112, but I just listened to the episode today and decided to take a different spin on it)

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Why is the line so slow?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:54 pm

The zombies weren't infectious and gnawing on raw bones destroyed their teeth.
But they monopolized the cashier jobs!

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:12 pm

And took all the shovel-ready jobs.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:17 pm

strawman wrote:And took all the shovel-ready jobs.
Groooaaaan.
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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:47 pm

tbaker2500 wrote: Groooaaaan.
Ha! :lol:

braaiiinss!
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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:58 pm

The eight zombies stood ready around the stage. The CNN zombie asked the first question. They all answered "Braaiins"!
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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:04 pm

"Brains or b-r-a-a-i-i-n-s?" the CNN zombie asked. "B-r-a-i-n-s", all replied, while the CNN zombie chirped "r a nz."
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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:13 pm

Every four years our country elects the zombie it wants to lead us out of the mess the previous zombies made. Vote Brains!
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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:20 pm

The supply-side zombie explained: "If you let the government tax your brains, you won't have any left for yourselves!"
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:26 pm

Flash question. Brains or Intestines?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:42 pm

Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:57 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?
Even if one falls, innumerable more replace it.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:55 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?
Even if one falls, innumerable more replace it.
Such is the nature of Zombieticians...
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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Post by nevermore_66 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:04 pm

My doctor told me what to do. He said: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wala-wala bing bang. I then realized I was suffering a stroke.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:54 pm

I gotta love the opera.
"La donna è mobile"...
What the hell does he say?
I cannot understand.
He's singing Italian, man.

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Post by munsi » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:33 am

"Prepare to meet your Doom!" He cried. And I was, and I did. And, you know, Doom was a lot nicer in person than in the comics!

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Post by nevermore_66 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:38 am

He is a jerk in the comics. He called Ms. Marvel a "sow". That woman has lovely curves she should be proud of, and he's trying to put that anorexic supermodel BS into her head. Global tyranny is one thing, but that's just...that's just mean, man.
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Post by cinnamon » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:09 am

The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!
Mush, Baby!

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Post by cinnamon » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:24 am

He makes me starry-eyed, this man who meets me as I step out of the shower and yanks the tick off my back. True love, indeed.





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