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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:30 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:You know you are going to hell when you die, right?
Love ya, too! :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:46 pm
by DrCarter2001
Military dolphins armed with warheads have gone missing in South Pacific.
Look out, Japan. Flipper’s out for revenge!


(I know, Norm talked about the missing dolphins back #112, but I just listened to the episode today and decided to take a different spin on it)

Why is the line so slow?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:54 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The zombies weren't infectious and gnawing on raw bones destroyed their teeth.
But they monopolized the cashier jobs!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:12 pm
by strawman
And took all the shovel-ready jobs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:17 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:And took all the shovel-ready jobs.
Groooaaaan.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:47 pm
by strawman
tbaker2500 wrote: Groooaaaan.
Ha! :lol:

braaiiinss!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:58 pm
by strawman
The eight zombies stood ready around the stage. The CNN zombie asked the first question. They all answered "Braaiins"!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:04 pm
by strawman
"Brains or b-r-a-a-i-i-n-s?" the CNN zombie asked. "B-r-a-i-n-s", all replied, while the CNN zombie chirped "r a nz."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:13 pm
by strawman
Every four years our country elects the zombie it wants to lead us out of the mess the previous zombies made. Vote Brains!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:20 pm
by strawman
The supply-side zombie explained: "If you let the government tax your brains, you won't have any left for yourselves!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:26 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Flash question. Brains or Intestines?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:42 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:57 pm
by tbaker2500
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?
Even if one falls, innumerable more replace it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:55 am
by ROU Killing Time
tbaker2500 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Oh dear. Shots to the head will stop this mess, yes?
Even if one falls, innumerable more replace it.
Such is the nature of Zombieticians...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:04 pm
by nevermore_66
My doctor told me what to do. He said: Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wala-wala bing bang. I then realized I was suffering a stroke.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:54 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I gotta love the opera.
"La donna è mobile"...
What the hell does he say?
I cannot understand.
He's singing Italian, man.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:33 am
by munsi
"Prepare to meet your Doom!" He cried. And I was, and I did. And, you know, Doom was a lot nicer in person than in the comics!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:38 am
by nevermore_66
He is a jerk in the comics. He called Ms. Marvel a "sow". That woman has lovely curves she should be proud of, and he's trying to put that anorexic supermodel BS into her head. Global tyranny is one thing, but that's just...that's just mean, man.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:09 am
by cinnamon
The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:24 am
by cinnamon
He makes me starry-eyed, this man who meets me as I step out of the shower and yanks the tick off my back. True love, indeed.





(Can y'all tell I've been camping this week?)