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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:37 am

cinnamon wrote:The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!
Ha! I love it!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:46 am

cinnamon wrote:The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!
That would be a mos-stake? :P

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Post by strawman » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:09 pm

Goodun :D
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Post by cinnamon » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:49 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
cinnamon wrote:The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!
That would be a mos-stake? :P

*groan* :lol:
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:22 pm

cinnamon wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
cinnamon wrote:The mosquito still buzzes in my ear, so I whittle my toothpick into the world’s smallest wooden stake. I hope this works!
That would be a mos-stake? :P

*groan* :lol:
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Post by nevermore_66 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:32 pm

Peter Piper picked a penny
to pay to peek upon a pack
of pickled punks & promptly puked
at presentations of misspent spunk
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Post by strawman » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:44 am

Peter Piper wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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What's That Portend?

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:33 am

Seven squared is one less than fifty,
A fact of numerology.
If you think that's not very nifty,
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Post by munsi » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:58 am

"Worry not," he said, smiling, "I'm a white wizard!"

...it was only later I realized: Not only was he evil, he was racist.

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Post by munsi » Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:11 am

99 men wandered the forests and fields, until they heard me call...

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:14 pm

Ow.
Dostoyevsky wrote so much.
He never said '99 men', without giving each of them long, Russian names ending in '...yevitch'.
A little Twabble411 here, Munsi!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:36 pm

munsi wrote:"Worry not," he said, smiling, "I'm a white wizard!"

...it was only later I realized: Not only was he evil, he was racist.
Hee hee! My vote for the week.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:32 pm

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“I know just how you feel,” I responded, as my machine merged our minds inextricably together.
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Post by equinlan » Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:52 am

Sir George reached for his sword but found, instead, a banana in his scabbard. How curious, he thought as his foe struck.
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Post by munsi » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:56 am

strawman wrote:Ow.
Dostoyevsky wrote so much.
He never said '99 men', without giving each of them long, Russian names ending in '...yevitch'.
A little Twabble411 here, Munsi!
true, but in a hundred character story i wouldn't have space to name the other 99...

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Post by noctem93 » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:26 am

"How many bullets left?" I wondered desperately as six zombies crashed through the door.
Only five, I learned too late.
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Post by nevermore_66 » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:44 am

"How can you drink the lactic secretions of a cow?" he said, sipping squeezed fluids from the ripened ovaries of a plant.
Boy meets girl.
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Post by strawman » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:26 pm

Mmmmm, menses.
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Fodder-hood

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:40 am

"You're the best dad a boy could ask for!" he said. Then added, "But not the best dad a boy could get." Proving he was my son.


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Re: Fodder-hood

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:01 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"You're the best dad a boy could ask for!" he said. Then added, "But not the best dad a boy could get." Proving he was my son.

Doubtless this is a masterwork of occluded logic but my head hurts too much to unwind the Gordian knot.
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