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Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:04 pm

Strange families are afoot at the Circle-K

Little Keanu stared slack-jawed as Uncle Pugsley was engulfed in flames.
Wednesday's child was, indeed, full of Whoa!

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Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:01 am

Duck and Cover


You can't keep a good man down? Handcuffs, a hundred plucked geese, and a size sixty-two pillowcase suggest otherwise.

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Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:30 am

I'm game to try anything

The Amontillado had lured him.
Behind new walls, Fortunato passed time playing BrickBreaker on his phone.
Hold on now.


This germ of an idea came to me while listening to Tales of Mystery and Imagination, a fine fine Alan Parson Project disc with music all inspired my the work of Edgar Allan Poe. (get the re-release with all the narration by Orson Welles if you pick it up)

By the last breath of the four winds that blow
I'll have revenge upon Fortunato
Smile in his face I'll say 'come let us go
'I've a cask of Amontillado

It all made perfect sense while I scrolled through my phone apps and saw that dusty old app that had come with the phone.

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Post by grastondoc » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:28 am

How da hamsters doin'?
They juz fine.
You sure?
Yup.
Dey look kinda small.
Look, you ever fix hamsters before? So hush up.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:44 am

I don't get the reference, but Welcome aboard!

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:39 am

I'm guessing he's the hamster-wheel repairman working down at the local power station.
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Post by strawman » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:34 pm

I'm thinking: "Hot, Mild, or Honey?"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by grastondoc » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:54 am

Definitely served jalapeno "Hot". Lots of sauce. The fur gets stuck in your teeth, though.

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:23 am

Mmmm. The other other white meat.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:34 am

Bah. Blatant rip-off of Bob Rivers. (Not that it's wrong to "steal from the best" (when I do it. 8) ) . )

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Oops.....

Post by Qaininja » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:26 am

As soon as the boy clicked the wrong square in the mine-sweeping game, a nuclear missile detonated in a foreign country.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:35 am

Qaininja wrote:As soon as the boy clicked the wrong square in the mine-sweeping game, a nuclear missile detonated in a foreign country.
Please say that you are writing this from the Good Ol' USA! :?

Welcome aboard. :)

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:19 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Please say that you are writing this from the Good Ol' USA! :?
Yes, we wouldn't want others to do to us what we do.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by normsherman » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:32 pm

Wow, good run of clever twabbles lately!
"Give us all some Jelly"

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Re: Oops.....

Post by normsherman » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:37 pm

Qaininja wrote:As soon as the boy clicked the wrong square in the mine-sweeping game, a nuclear missile detonated in a foreign country.
Ender's Cubicle
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:59 pm

normsherman wrote:
Qaininja wrote:As soon as the boy clicked the wrong square in the mine-sweeping game, a nuclear missile detonated in a foreign country.
Ender's Cubicle
More obscure, but I'm also reminded of Ragle Gumm in "Time Out of Joint." (PKD)
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Re: Oops.....

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:02 pm

strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Please say that you are writing this from the Good Ol' USA! :?
Yes, we wouldn't want others to do to us what we do.
Being the resident peacenik on the forums i'm sympathetic to your retort, Strawman.
But if it has to be someplace, Pakistan would probably hurt my feelings the least...
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Post by Qaininja » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:29 pm

for me, i'd like to believer its from the us...but for everyone else i will leave it open for interpretation.

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Re: Oops.....

Post by Qaininja » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:31 pm

Qaininja wrote:As soon as the boy clicked the wrong square in the mine-sweeping game, a nuclear missile detonated in a foreign country.
Also i was kinda thinking "War games"

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Post by zedaysi » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:15 am

War was declared after the cloud people's peace envoy was killed by humans walking through her muttering "Damned fog!"

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