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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:36 pm
by zedaysi
God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:20 am
by tbaker2500
zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
Oh... geez. That would really suck.

Bum Steer

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:51 am
by strawman
tbaker2500 wrote:
zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
Oh... geez. That would really suck.
Yeah. The LGBTHMPZR rainbow would have to borrow from Ultraviolet and Infrared.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:34 pm
by FatSh7tCat
The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."

Re: Bum Steer

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:33 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
/facepalm...

You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:34 pm
by ROU Killing Time
zedaysi wrote:God fought the urge. No, He told Himself, this time let there be just the two genders. Last time it got so...complicated!
Time to plug my favorite author and recommend Iain M.Banks "The Player of Games" as being relevant to this twabble...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:36 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
FatSh7tCat wrote:The round, red man with the suave shades stood on his desk. It said, not moving its black mouth, "Time to see your shrink."
Welcome aboard!
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!

Re: Bum Steer

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:39 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:People are ashamed when I kill them; me being a were-cow and all.
And sure, it's gory, but I wouldn't have it any udder way.
/facepalm...

You know, you don't HAVE to be an evil genius, right ASID?
¿Hruh? I think you have me confused with the guy that invented those small, plastic, ketchup packets.
I'm just a humble, lovable, Mexican-AI, twabble-bot. :mrgreen:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:06 pm
by FatSh7tCat
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard!
Around here it's always time to see your shrink... Or your priest... Or, dear God, not that! ... Please!
Thanks! Being inspired by the 7up-man phone on my desk has caused it's fair share of psychological maladies :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:00 am
by zedaysi
Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?
:)
But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:30 am
by zedaysi
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
zedaysi wrote:Her prey fled, startled when Medusa's hair hissed loudly. Why, she wondered, did I buy a shampoo that increases volume?
:)
But, you should have titled it, "Dread Locks."
You're right!

You can be co-author for that one.

What would you call this one then?

"Dogs next? No, too obvious. Humans!" said the anthropomorphic personification of Curiosity, sharpening his knife.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:38 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
zedaysi wrote:What would you call this one then?
"And then the can opener whirred, and all was forgotten."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:42 am
by Mikes
I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 am
by ROU Killing Time
Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:03 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.
I totally get that. Yikes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:05 am
by Mikes
ROU Killing Time wrote:That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.
I get that exact sentence a lot from my wife.

A Lovely Day for a Hike

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:49 am
by MattMooreWrites
Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-

Re: A Lovely Day for a Hike

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MattMooreWrites wrote:Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-
Ah, the old classic: "It’s behind you! Hurry before it" story. Congrats on your twitfic rite of passage!
But no worry for our hero. It was just an ax-cident. He wasn't really "jacked" in the woods by a lumber-worker. :)