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Re: A Lovely Day for a Hike

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:31 pm
by MattMooreWrites
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MattMooreWrites wrote:Seeing blood splattered across the trail, I recall those stories of a mad woodsman. For a second, I wonder if I'm in dang-
Ah, the old classic: "It’s behind you! Hurry before it" story. Congrats on your twitfic rite of passage!
But no worry for our hero. It was just an ax-cident. He wasn't really "jacked" in the woods by a lumber-worker. :)
Thanks ASiD. Trying to play with the format. Telling a whole story in 100 characters is a challenge, so what if I wasn't able to tell the whole story? Though using a dash as one of the 100 characters might be a cheat.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:07 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Its hard to finish a story with an ax in your back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:07 pm
by MattMooreWrites
ROU Killing Time wrote:Its hard to finish a story with an ax in your back.
I was picturing more in the back of the skull.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 2:28 pm
by squidbeastie
3am work, sausage roll, full moon.
My love she's lost to her soldier boy.
I salute them with the bottle,
Then take up the gun.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The girl zombies wanted Jim. They loved how he shambled; the melodic buzzing about him. Yes, Jim had animal maggot-ism.

Sorry for the necro post.

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:26 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Mikes wrote:I thought it would be fun to live forever. It's been 11000000 years since humanity died. It's going to be a long eternity.
That very idea freaked the crap outta me in the psych ward.
You do realize that this is the whiny little bitch version of Skynet. It's only 192 years!! (He's using binary numbers like a proper AI.)

What kind of genocidal, technological nightmare can't even last 192 years?! Sheesh.

BBQ for me and YOU

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:42 pm
by noctem93
Eating human was easy. A little tough, but we don't taste all that bad. The hard part, I think, was finding a decent sauce.

Re: BBQ for me and YOU

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:35 pm
by strawman
noctem93 wrote:Eating human was easy. A little tough, but we don't taste all that bad. The hard part, I think, was finding a decent sauce.
Most folks just don't know how to cook 'em. My uncle used to slow roast overnight at 200°F, and the meat would fall right off the bone, cut with a fork. Have you ever tried Chinese mustard in Raspberry compote? That'll take your breath away!

You lookin' at me?!?

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:16 pm
by noctem93
“You'se guys ain't got no class” the mobster sneered at us; but his velour track suit told me he was no fashion authority.

Rain forest food chain

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:48 pm
by zedaysi
The Predator squealed, dropped the Austrian and fled into the jungle. Tarzan ululated again and set off in hot pursuit.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:27 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
An army marches on its stomach?
"They" had huge stomachs -- And tentacles, beaks & acid.
We few survivors ran on our feet!

Eyes

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:16 pm
by noctem93
I was in a beholder kinda mood.
Image


I think we've all heard the old saying that "beauty is in the eye of the Beholder", but what the hell is that in its mouth?!?

-or-

Beauty may be in the eye of the Beholder, but its my foot that will be planted firmly in that many-eyed monstrosity's ass.

and MORE eyes

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:30 pm
by noctem93
I have always felt like someone is watching me; so I bought this canister of pepper spray for next time I get that feeling.

<not still intentionally on the Beholder kick, but it did get me to thinking about eyes...>

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:39 am
by Foxfyre Recluse
Take a magnetic leap of faith; jump from the skyline into the ocean’s eye. In sapphire deep, turn the dial, compass rose.

In defense of the vacuum

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:52 pm
by MattMooreWrites
SpacesSPACE*should*SPACEcountSPACEconsideringSPACEthere’sSPACEmoreSPACEspaceSPACE
thanSPACEsubstance.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:38 pm
by tbaker2500
Hee hee..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:54 pm
by strawman
whs

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:04 pm
by Zerth
Pillars of salt, anthrax and hailstones filled with fire. Now; party food. God really mellowed out after he had a child.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:42 pm
by tbaker2500
Zerth wrote:Pillars of salt, anthrax and hailstones filled with fire. Now; party food. God really mellowed out after he had a child.
:lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:19 pm
by olivaw
Prolixity causes spontaneous gargantuanism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.