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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:21 am
by Althalas
The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:28 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

Welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:56 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

Welcome aboard!
Sounds like an average Friday night on campus.

Accidentally Through a Worm Hole

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:23 pm
by MattMooreWrites
"But time travel is impossible!" the theoretical physicist shouted just before the Tyrannosaurus Rex bit him in half.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:10 am
by Althalas
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Althalas wrote:The monster was stirring, straining against his abdomen in a horrible need. Soon he would give in to it….he would go pee.
Good one!
And sneaky use of a special character to make the length requirement. I suppose if Twitter allows it...

Welcome aboard!
I used the multi dots to force a pause. I actually had to cut down from 180 characters to get it right. :)

Thanks for having me!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:36 am
by tbaker2500
Scene of the crime: The Kitchen. The body had been recently removed. All that was left was a chalk outline of the cricket.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:15 pm
by strawman
tbaker2500 wrote:Scene of the crime: The Kitchen. The body had been recently removed. All that was left was a chalk outline of the cricket.
This is a good example of the character limit syndrome. Surely 'cockroach' or 'spider' would have been more sympathetic choices for a corpus delecti. But they survive as witnesses rather than victims because poor old Jimminy has 7 letters.

I wonder: Was he wishing upon a star when the hammer came down?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:45 pm
by tbaker2500
Nah, this was a true story except for the chalk. I just don't write good.

Who knew that crickets had some many internal organs?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:17 pm
by munsi
I believe that it's better to be feared than be loved. An opinion that, admittedly, has lead to some weird blind dates...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:11 pm
by arikb
The last deity watched his believers do his bidding and turn away from all the other gods... and he was very afraid.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:03 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
arikb wrote:The last deity watched his believers do his bidding and turn away from all the other gods... and he was very afraid.
Interesting.

Alas, Length Nazi reminds us that twabbles must be exactly 100 characters, not counting spaces. You can check with this tool.

Other than that, welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:18 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
A magnificent Viking warrior, Signi Spillblood turned out to be the clumsiest servant the vampires had ever enslaved.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:08 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I am my momma's golden boy; she sold me for a gold coin.
My buyer taught me agony & monstrous sadism.
Time to pay momma back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:09 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I am my momma's golden boy; she sold me for a gold coin.
My buyer taught me agony & monstrous sadism.
Time to pay momma back.
Ah, yes. Circle of Life. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:21 pm
by munsi
Step 1) Die on the cross as an expression of love for humanity, cleansing mankind of it's sin.
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Prophet!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:58 am
by ROU Killing Time
"Gulliver's bad trip"
The Lilliput army swarmed over Gulliver's prone form like so many ants, with many legs, antennae, and razor mandibles.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:48 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
The Lilliput army swarmed over Gulliver's prone form like so many ants, with many legs, antennae, and razor mandibles.
Oh that's not good. Not good at all.
GET THEM OFF ME! GET EM OFF ME!!!!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:11 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
Good-ish title. But I'm partial to "Gulliver's Travails".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:40 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Gulliver's bad trip"
Good-ish title. But I'm partial to "Gulliver's Travails".
But then you'd miss the swirling colors, man. The swirling kaleidoscope colors!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:40 pm
by Optimus B
Sasquatch grinned at Brain ravenously, but he was so cute in his little hat, coat, and gloves. Skinned he was delicious.