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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:17 am
by ROU Killing Time
Optimus B wrote:Sasquatch grinned at Brain ravenously, but he was so cute in his little hat, coat, and gloves. Skinned he was delicious.
Welcome aboard. (If this twabble was generated by a spam-bot I'm scared at level of sophistication of the AI driving them...)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:44 am
by Optimus B
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Optimus B wrote:Sasquatch grinned at Brain ravenously, but he was so cute in his little hat, coat, and gloves. Skinned he was delicious.
Welcome aboard. (If this twabble was generated by a spam-bot I'm scared at level of sophistication of the AI driving them...)
Thanks!

I only wish I had an AI, I'm pretty good at multitasking now...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:07 am
by zedaysi
A long time to go

"But will they be able to cure me in the future?" "Yes Leia, my love," sobbed Han as he activated the carbonite mechanism.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:12 am
by rsieg
He stabbed again and again at the encephalopod tentacles. Impenetrable. Too tough, too rubbery. He loathed calamari.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:19 pm
by ROU Killing Time
The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:44 pm
by strawman
Who moved my cheese?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.
Pshaw! That's nothing. It's when they bust their API again....
(But scripting for Google "Plus" (Plus pain, annoyance, and privacy-loss) is still worse.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:13 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:The sky turned dark as sackcloth and the sun blood-red at noon. Black chaos reigned. Facebook had changed their layout.
Pshaw! That's nothing. It's when they bust their API again....
(But scripting for Google "Plus" (Plus pain, annoyance, and privacy-loss) is still worse.)
You wouldn't know it from the whining of the unwashed masses today. I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:54 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.
Not this time. There's a new, better, cheaper drug now available... Google Plus.

The only drawback is that one, very evil, GrabAllâ„¢ corporation will know even more potentially embarrassing/incriminating stuff about you. (But their security is better than Facebook's.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:09 am
by nevermore_66
The clock ate the mouse. Patient is the clock. Waiting is the clock. Churning gore greased gears. Hickory dickory dock.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:05 am
by ROU Killing Time
nevermore_66 wrote:The clock ate the mouse. Patient is the clock. Waiting is the clock. Churning gore greased gears. Hickory dickory dock.
I smell a best-selling collection of nursery rhymes, nevermore.

Way to take it back to the roots!

Creepy and gory, the way the Brother's Grimm intended nursery rhymes to be... :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:07 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:I like the "change it back or im leaving" comments. That's like a junkie telling their dealer they are gonna stop buying heroin.
Not this time. There's a new, better, cheaper drug now available... Google Plus.

The only drawback is that one, very evil, GrabAllâ„¢ corporation will know even more potentially embarrassing/incriminating stuff about you. (But their security is better than Facebook's.)
But, why are they evil because they are trying to GrabAll. Isn't that what corporations are supposed to do, to increase market share and stockholder value, and all that?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:42 am
by munsi
Once you die I'll bury you in a shallow grave under the floorboards of my basement, as is specified by your living will...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:31 am
by strawman
Note From your Executor
Once you die I'll bury you in a shallow grave under the floorboards of my basement, as is specified by your living will...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:08 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I walked a mile across burning hot, rattlesnake infested sands, wearing my enemy's boots. He'll be mad when he comes to.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:44 pm
by strawman
Great set-up for a judgement. But "He'll be mad"? Sounds like you're too hot and sweaty to exercise your right... thus proving the truth of the aphorism!

Not bad.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:14 pm
by nevermore_66
ROU Killing Time wrote:I smell a best-selling collection of nursery rhymes, nevermore.

Way to take it back to the roots!

Creepy and gory, the way the Brother's Grimm intended nursery rhymes to be... :)
Thank you kindly :) I do enjoy me some Grimm.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:48 pm
by strawman
Those bedtimes stories were written in an age when people didn't care if their children loved them. They had learned that children were more obedient when terrified. Ancient wisdom, my friends. Ancient wisdom.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:35 pm
by munsi
Whilst whipping myself around the room on a wheelie chair, screaming "Tokyo Drift!" I realized: I'm basically a child.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:38 am
by tbaker2500
munsi wrote:Whilst whipping myself around the room on a wheelie chair, screaming "Tokyo Drift!" I realized: I'm basically a child.
Well, duh.