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Suzie

Post by Betadog » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:06 am

Suzie said her body was a temple. She drank all the gas in my car and ate most of my cat.
She never did say what kind of temple.
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Re: Suzie

Post by Thomas Daulton » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:36 am

Betadog wrote:Suzie said her body was a temple. She drank all the gas in my car and ate most of my cat.
She never did say what kind of temple.
Yeah, I've had dates like that. We all have. Temple to the Eldar Gods, I think. Nice one!! Nice to see you Betadog, it's been awhile!
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Post by strawman » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:25 pm

CRyan wrote:May 7 1898: Pages of this journal have again gone missing. Previously missing pages have returned.. in a hand not my own.
Every life needs an editor, Part Deux:
Add comma after May 7. Remove periods, insert comma, following 'returned'.
(Feel free to use my handwriting).
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Re: Suzie

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:44 pm

Betadog wrote:Suzie said her body was a temple. She drank all the gas in my car and ate most of my cat.
She never did say what kind of temple.
Another first year theosophy major at Miskatonic U.
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Post by strawman » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:23 pm

Like.
kind===>denomination?
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Post by Etaan » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:38 am

"As the bloody hand reached out towar..." Damn, he said, it's too many characters. And that one was going to be good, too.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:41 am

Etaan wrote:"As the bloody hand reached out towar..." Damn, he said, it's too many characters. And that one was going to be good, too.
Meta
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:28 am

As Anne Boleyn solemnly knelt beneath the headsman's blade she shuddered at the irony of appearing in a cut-off twit-fi
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:35 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Etaan wrote:"As the bloody hand reached out towar..." Damn, he said, it's too many characters. And that one was going to be good, too.
Meta
How many reps take it from "meta" to "cliché"? We've seen this several times now.

'Cides, editing a good story down to where it's unrecognizable is half the fun! :wink:

Maybe:
As my friend's bloody hand wrapped around my throat, I decided that werewolf cubs do not make a good gag-gift, after all.

Or:
I knew that both my anti-PMS pills and my testing methods had failed -- as my wife's bloody hand wrapped around my throat.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:36 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:As Anne Boleyn solemnly knelt beneath the headsman's blade she shuddered at the irony of appearing in a cut-off twit-fi
Oh. That many.
Thanks! :twisted: :D

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:39 am

Hee hee...
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:44 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:As Anne Boleyn solemnly knelt beneath the headsman's blade she shuddered at the irony of appearing in a cut-off twit-fi
Oh. That many.
Thanks! :twisted: :D
Your welcome. :-)
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Robert's Rules for Werewolves, #87:

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:22 am

Most people pick their nose subconsciously. But not tracking your fingernails can be disastrous when moonlight hits.

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Post by uncre8d1 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:02 am

You wanna know why you're here, kid? Your granddad emailed an mp3 – eh, it's a long story. Hand me my pick, we've work to do.
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Post by uncre8d1 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:05 am

As the door opens, the beast rushes me, its slavering maw gaping as it pins me to the floor.
Yes, yes, I love you too, buddy.
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Post by uncre8d1 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:10 am

She looms over me, and they sway in perfect unison before my eyes, twin mesmerizing pendulums.
"Tie those laces for me?"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:44 am

uncre8d1 wrote:She looms over me, and they sway in perfect unison before my eyes, twin mesmerizing pendulums.
"Tie those laces for me?"
Lace-up bra? Sa-weet! :)

Terrific Trio of Twabbles.

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Post by uncre8d1 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:49 am

Thanks.
(First forum visit in months) + (insomnia) + (a whole box of orange Tic-Tacs, absently devoured) = twabbles!
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Post by uncre8d1 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:07 am

So yeah. I met God the other day. He's okay. Makes a mean caramel mocha. Has a Karmann Ghia.
Oh, did you write out that will?
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:40 pm

Tim loved meat pies, until he woke up one morning to feel the hot crust of a buttery pastry shell against his burning back.
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