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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:31 am
by tbaker2500
Hee hee.. Pretty good one ASID.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:01 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thanks. Devils and Law go together like hippies and fleas. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:00 pm
by Dolohov
Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:13 am
by ROU Killing Time
What is the deal with those "Forever Stamps?" Does the post office really think we'll be sending mail in the after-life?


RIP Andy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:06 am
by ROU Killing Time
Dolohov wrote:Working late at the office, the demoralized Kool-Aid advertising executive daydreamed of mass suicide by Coca-Cola.
And how about those poor guys that have the Spam account?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:29 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Oh come on! They have nothing on the plucky little startup from the '80s: Ayds Diet Candy . (Real company, real product, terribly unfortunate timing. If Only the disease had kept it's much more appropriate/accurate name of "GRID(s)".)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:52 am
by ROU Killing Time
All of these fine examples pale in comparison to the damage done to the reputation of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:16 pm
by drfromhell
"Hmm, still warm." I dropped her head into the separate hole I dug for it. "Excuse me sir, do you have a lighter?"

I didn't.

You only slay the ones you love

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:35 am
by Duke opulent
Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.

Re: You only slay the ones you love

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Duke opulent wrote:Frank stared at the smoldering remains of his wife. As an atheist, a flamethrower was a pleasant substitute for a cross.
Uh, but then... I suppose you have to, uh, flame yourself when wishing for luck or warding off liberals? :? :shock:

Welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Help yourself?! Hah! God's grace is what counts. The Lord helps those whom he damn well pleases.
Say your prayers, punk.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:00 pm
by strawman
With a big bang, dust
Awoke and speckulated:

What's the meaning of this?!

It is what it is, said some,
going back to sleep.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:56 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated. :wink:

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:39 am
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Good idea, but what's with the mispellerization? At least make it speck-ulated. :wink:

And the "some"? Someone? Some what?
"Poetic license and registration, please", demanded the policeman, asidly.

"Said some" was amended from "Some said" because it rolled better. And of course, speckulate is a play on dust which, as indicated by your wink, you are well aware. If I had hyphenated it as you propose, you would have ticketed me for an extra character.

Damn Georgia speed traps...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:38 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
After perfection by glorious committee, tovarishch, it shall be¹:

With a Big Bang, dust awoke and speck-ulated, "What's the meaning of this?!"
The cosmic maid sneezed and ran her vacuum.



¹ or else

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:45 am
by ROU Killing Time
In the Rainbow Handkerchief Factory one hundred and four clowns listen to mournful violins and cry and cry all day long.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple. :P


"Why do they cry, Father?"

"We concentrate tears in the mimes, and other clowns, so that we all may laugh that much more."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:29 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Alas, you would have won this week's contest, but Norm couldn't figure out how to narrate green versus purple. :P
Uh, thanks I think... You're opinion does mean alot to me. You are like Steve Martin, Elliot Gould, and Tom Hanks rolled into one in the Twit-Fic guest host world. (At least I think you must be a 5 timer by now...)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 7:22 am
by ROU Killing Time
The Clown Shoe Shop offers a perfect fit. The screams of the clowns as their feet are pressed into the vices fills the air.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:07 am
by ROU Killing Time
He silently prepared to become the first to break through the invisible wall and be the next stage in mimetic evolution.