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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:34 pm

Delilah begged her psychiatrist, "Help me! I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The shrink replied, "Sorry, I don't follow you."



-- Not mine; just translated it to twabble form.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:11 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Delilah begged her psychiatrist, "Help me! I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The shrink replied, "Sorry, I don't follow you."



-- Not mine; just translated it to twabble form.
Thank goodness, I was about to say that you should be ASHAMED of yourself, ASID. ;-)

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He had a +20 bonus for Gaul.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:34 am

He stood with his men before the Rubicon and said, "Let the die be cast!"

"Stop saying that!" his dungeon master replied.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:04 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He stood with his men before the Rubicon and said, "Let the die be cast!"

"Stop saying that!" his dungeon master replied.
+1 cause Julius Caeser references are cool. What a guy, all dressed up in the height of Roman fashion...

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:48 am

Occupy Wal-Mart!

She grimly thumbed the canister of military grade pepper spray and hosed down the defiant crowd. The xBox WOULD be hers.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:13 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Occupy Wal-Mart!

She grimly thumbed the canister of military grade pepper spray and hosed down the defiant crowd. The xBox WOULD be hers.
That was the scary thing about that cop, he wasn't grim. It looked like he was just watering flowers.

Yea, I really avoid Black Combat Day. Some people seem to get a strange kick out of it, tho.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:12 am

Technically that's a twit-fact. I guess she wasn't really thinking through her shopping/battle plan. A friend familiar with the town wasn't surprised by the story.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:53 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:I guess she wasn't really thinking through her shopping/battle plan.
Whattaya mean? According to the stories I read, she managed to get away in the confusion... Sounds like it worked.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:03 am

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ROU Killing Time wrote:I guess she wasn't really thinking through her shopping/battle plan.
Whattaya mean? According to the stories I read, she managed to get away in the confusion... Sounds like it worked.
With the xbOx? If so that was indeed ftwpwnedbbqkthxbai.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:55 am

Soulless offenses-against-nature spew from the radio and slam into my cranium.
Truly, this is what "Hit" music means.




Auto-Tune... like automatic weapons?
"Synsonic" drums might be the RPG equivalent?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:36 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Soulless offenses-against-nature spew from the radio and slam into my cranium.
Truly, this is what "Hit" music means.




Auto-Tune... like automatic weapons?
"Synsonic" drums might be the RPG equivalent?

Damn kids these days! -- "Pops" ASID
Preach, brother. (Now I know we all sound like the "older generation" condemning the damn noise the kids listen to today. The difference is, of course, we're right.)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:50 pm

You were supposed to say, "It's a hit, man..."
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:49 pm

You tread upon me. You throw clods of me and kick my dust into the air. Your shovels move me, until one day you shall feed me.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:05 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You were supposed to say, "It's a hit, man..."
You covered that pun very well already. And watch where you point that thing, it might be loaded. Might I suggest a banjo safety course. I think Norm teaches classes for the NBA. (Not to be confused with the National Basketball Association...)

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Post by themorg » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:39 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:He noted the world population of 7 billion, painted up his placard, and hit the streets running. I am the 0.00000000014%
good thing you knew how many people were on the planet. nice twabble

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Post by themorg » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:47 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Occupy Wal-Mart!

She grimly thumbed the canister of military grade pepper spray and hosed down the defiant crowd. The xBox WOULD be hers.
Mrs.Grimsly was thumbing the box of military grade grammer corrections. The crowds were calm. The gerund WOULD be her.

what i kept thinking when i read this Twitfic

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Lovecraftian scale Zombie

Post by Jorge Yeliab » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:21 pm

They realize the error of killing The Galaxy Being as its Zombie reaches for their universe crying hoarsely: “Branes!”

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:59 pm

+1 for string theory joke.
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Post by Jorge Yeliab » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:06 pm

Thanks tbaker2500!
This is what comes of watching Jim Gates and the Walking Dead on the same weekend.
tbaker2500 wrote:+1 for string theory joke.
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Re: Lovecraftian scale Zombie

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:31 pm

Jorge Yeliab wrote:They realize the error of killing The Galaxy Being as its Zombie reaches for their universe crying hoarsely: “Branes!”
I like the idea of a zombie galaxy.

The pun is horrific. :-)

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