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Post by revsleestaxx » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:43 pm

Sorry forgot to count first.

Please do not throw toothpicks into the urinal. The crabs and cockroaches have learned to pole vault and it's Olympics.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:33 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:Sorry forgot to count first.

"Please do not throw toothpicks into the urinal. The crabs and cockroaches have learned to pole vault and it's Olympics."
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:18 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:Sorry forgot to count first.

"Please do not throw toothpicks into the urinal. The crabs and cockroaches have learned to pole vault and it's Olympics."
Hee he, nice imagery. Good to see you again Rev!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:02 am

Crying over his body, I was told, "He awaits you in a better place."
When I died and found him, he said, "Oh Hell. It's you."

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:14 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Crying over his body, I was told, "He awaits you in a better place."
When I died and found him, he said, "Oh Hell. It's you."
Well, it WAS a better place.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:53 am

Exactly! Wait... what? :?

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Post by revsleestaxx » Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:22 pm

morning sinners! The lord has blessed you with a new day. What are you all going to do with it? Are you worthy or is he right?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:24 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:"morning sinners!... "
Length Nazi is not amused. This is the second submission in a row that is not a twabble because it is too long.

But maybe it's the quotation marks. Do not surround your twabble with quotes unless they are part of the story.

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Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:32 pm

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revsleestaxx wrote:"morning sinners!... "
Length Nazi is not amused. This is the second submission in a row that is not a twabble because it is too long.

But maybe it's the quotation marks. Do not surround your twabble with quotes unless they are part of the story.

Dear Length Nazi:
The quotation marks are indeed the reason you are having trouble wrapping your mind around my twitfic gems. That is why they are not bold nor are the they blue.

I have never in my life ever had someone be so presumptuous as to try and insult me by saying my twitfics are not indeed twitfics!

You sir are awful brave hiding behind the veil on the internet slinging muck and propaganda like it is free candy at the parade and you are the little painted clown.

Be very cautious as you are but a mortal sinner and I am a ordained minister and in constant contact with the lord. Two words and a small sacrifice/prayer and you could have boils, or frogs raining down upon your head. Or worse yet be given a coach seat in heaven for all eternity.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:39 pm

Never inflame the anger of the religious..., err... imaginary tangent?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:20 pm

Meh. Whatever.
I like the promise of a seat in Heaven, though. That would be a definite upgrade in my reservations.

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Post by drfromhell » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:18 pm

"Kepler 22-b, another Earth-like planet? Very well, then it has to be destroyed! The Bible only tolerates this Earth."

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Post by themorg » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:22 pm

revsleestaxx wrote: I have never in my life ever had someone be so presumptuous as to try and insult me by saying my twitfics are not indeed twitfics!

You sir are awful brave hiding behind the veil on the internet slinging muck and propaganda like it is free candy at the parade and you are the little painted clown.
Um that is nice that you feel he is being brave behind walls but he has a point about size.

http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

2 characters over = not a twabble
1 character under = not a twabble

It is the convention of a twabble and with a nice sizing tool there is never a problem knowing if yours it the right size. wish women had a sizing tool .

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Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:46 pm

themorg wrote:
Um that is nice that you feel he is being brave behind walls but he has a point about size.

http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm

2 characters over = not a twabble
1 character under = not a twabble

It is the convention of a twabble and with a nice sizing tool there is never a problem knowing if yours it the right size. wish women had a sizing tool .
You sir are a trickster and a false profit! My twabbles are twabbles and to say they are not is to say that water is not wet and that the earth is not round.

I have proven my twabbles are twabbles and that you nay-sayers are blasphemers and charlatans. Take the quotes out that are not blue and are not bold and you have a twabble!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:58 pm

revsleestaxx wrote:Take the quotes out that are not blue and are not bold and you have a twabble!
Oh, sure... And, a little edit here for grammar... a major rewrite there for story... Where does it stop?

We don't slice and dice the post, trying to read the entrails and figure out what part (if any) is supposed to be a proper twabble!

It must come prepackaged and ready to eat -- except for the non-recyclable, Styrofoam container. ... Oh, and maybe a few tamper-proof seals. ... And a cork. Don't forget the cork.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:03 pm

Mmm. Styrofoam.

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Post by revsleestaxx » Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:02 pm

::Rev. John Sleestaxx rolls a HANDFULL of polyhedral Dice for thermal nuclear winter.. all 1's:: you were lucky today. but there is always tomorrow and then tomorrow's tomorrow and tomorrow's tomorrow's tomorrow and screw it i will edit out the damn quotes!

You are all lucky i am in a good mood!

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Post by themorg » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:08 am

revsleestaxx wrote: You sir are a trickster and a false profit! My twabbles are twabbles and to say they are not is to say that water is not wet and that the earth is not round.
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"She forecloses on churches, so basically she is a trickster and a profit maker." David said.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:41 am

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Post by themorg » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:57 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Mmm. Styrofoam.
best quote of the day

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