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Post by Dr. Ew » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:01 am

munsi wrote:As snakes devoured me, I understood: I never should have shopped at Bed, Bath and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
so very excellent! :D
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Post by Dr. Ew » Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:33 am

Cindy? Is that her name? He'd thank her later. One crystal shoe! Now he would have the perfect excuse for his foot fetish!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:05 am

Dr. Ew wrote:Cindy? Is that her name? He'd thank her later. One crystal shoe! Now he would have the perfect excuse for his foot fetish!
Are you nuts? On her feet, scrubbing and fetching all day... She'll have hella-cankles and lord knows what growing under her toenails.

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Post by Dr. Ew » Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:52 am

Are you nuts? On her feet, scrubbing and fetching all day... She'll have hella-cankles and lord knows what growing under her toenails.
Too true - but at least he gets to touch every would be's feet until that eventual gruesome discovery :)
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The prince took up with John McClane, for some reason

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:45 am

Cinderella never got her slipper back. It was only size 6 and made of GLASS.
She mopped up the bloody footprints and wept.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:04 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cinderella never got her slipper back. It was only size 6 and made of GLASS.
She mopped up the bloody footprints and wept.
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Post by Dr. Ew » Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:57 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Cinderella never got her slipper back. It was only size 6 and made of GLASS.
She mopped up the bloody footprints and wept.
applause continues...
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Post by bell » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:04 am

NOTE: This is a slightly shortened version of my losing entry to the alliterative microfiction contest at OTP:

Watching virile Vercingetorix vacate Vestal Virgins' vestibule, Valeria whispered wistfully: "Vidi, vici, veni."

I guess they weren't reading it in the Oxford pronunciation. Either that, or they have better taste than I thought. :mrgreen:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:57 am

bell wrote:"Vidi, vici, veni."
*Groan* You are, of course, going to Hell. :twisted:

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:40 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
bell wrote:"Vidi, vici, veni."
*Groan* You are, of course, going to Hell. :twisted:
one my brothers favorite turn on that old Latin phrase.
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Post by Jessedaggett » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:50 pm

Tried to delete this post, but it looks like I can't. Sorry for the wasted space.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:26 pm

Ah, a future Hollywood reporter. Welcome aboard!

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Post by Mikes » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:10 am

Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:53 am

"I'm no good at anything," Richard said. "I don't even have a inferiority complex, I only have an inferiority simplex!"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:57 am

Inferiority simplex is tolerable if you can stomach grunge techno...

Inferiority Simplex Remix

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Post by Christi » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:28 am

This new cape is fab. Adore the sequins, maybe the fur is a bit much? Superman loved his new high. Wow! Purple Kryptonite.

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Post by themorg » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:04 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Inferiority simplex is tolerable if you can stomach
A single stomach not a complex one
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Post by strawman » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:56 pm

Mikes wrote:Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
Okay, who didn't wonder where the hell he put his wallet?
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:32 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Inferiority simplex is tolerable if you can stomach grunge techno...

Inferiority Simplex Remix
Where do you find these things.. :-) I never pegged you for techno.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:33 pm

strawman wrote:
Mikes wrote:Put bins out? Check. Answering machine on? Check. Pick up wallet? Check. House alarm on? Check. Put on pants? ....damn.
Okay, who didn't wonder where the hell he put his wallet?
Ha! I missed that. Nice one Mikes.
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