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Post by Christi » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:59 pm

TroyStJames wrote:Mary had a little lamb
she savored every little bite.
But everywhere that Mary went
stories of her cruelty would incite.
nice! What about..

Mary had a little lamb…
and then she went and had some more,
and then after she had lots and lots,
she threw-up on the floor.

OR

When Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were sure surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctors nearly died!

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Post by Christi » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:00 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Christi wrote:He should have given up; he’d always be one short. He could never be square, but he persisted, he was a tryangle after all.
He didn't have that certain edge?
Nice one.
Thanks ASID, from you, thats high praise indeed.

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Post by eric_marsh » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:09 pm

"You're welcome to enter if you like." said Saint Peter. "I must warn you it's a bit crowded. We only planned for 144000."
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Post by eric_marsh » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:19 pm

More on the afterlife:

Sally felt like she had been standing in the reception line for an eternity. It was finally her turn. Jesus looked bored.
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Post by eric_marsh » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:52 pm

More afterlife bliss:

Sipping his morning cup Sam planned his day. He could sing in the heavenly choir. Or, he could sing in the heavenly choir.
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Post by strawman » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:18 pm

eric_marsh wrote:More afterlife bliss:

Sipping his morning cup Sam planned his day. He could sing in the heavenly choir. Or, he could sing in the heavenly choir.
Thanks, for that, Eric. I always thought that line from Amazing Grace that says "when we've been there 10,000 years we've no less days to sing than when we first begun" made people think, "10,000 years, and we haven't even got to the sermon yet!"
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:11 am

Christi wrote:When Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were sure surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctors nearly died!
Hah! Nice.
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Post by Nymic » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:18 am

There was blood on her fingers. Her head didn't hurt, yet. She was going to kill him. Little brothers with rocks are evil.

My wife wrote this, I think it's great. =)

*edit* She wrote a couple more I thought I'd share. (And she says thanks for the welcome) =)

Ice covered everything. The sun had set. The troll stood and shook the snow from his thick fur. Hunger drove him forward.

He growled. How dare she touch his things? That was his squeaky and if she didn't take her paws off there would be trouble.

All shall tremble at my perfect beauty and plead for my regard, but I will not heed them. Unless they come bearing catnip.

(Oh no! I created a monster! She can't stop. :shock: )
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:27 am

Nymic wrote:There was blood on her fingers. Her head didn't hurt, yet. She was going to kill him. Little brothers with rocks are evil.

My wife wrote this, I think it's great. =)
Hee hee... :D
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:38 am

“Y’know, maybe it’s just the beer talking—” I started to say.

“Nope, definitely synesthesia,” my doctor interrupted.


Edit: Have another!

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Post by strawman » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:39 pm

"Edit: Have another!" is right.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Nymic » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:03 am

She couldn't help following her heart. Unfortunately it was now plunging off a cliff. Love was the least of her worries.
Twabble twabble little people, take a look through the peep hole. It won't hurt, I don't lie. Cross my heart, hope to die.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:37 am

Nymic wrote:She couldn't help following her heart. Unfortunatly it was now plunging off a bridge. Love was the least of her worries.
Not bad. Unfortunately, "unfortunately" is misspellerized.

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Post by Nymic » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:03 am

Fixed thanks. :)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:13 pm

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It was just bad luck to sleep near Harlot's web.

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Post by ursus_arctos » Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:42 am

Why am I in here? Because she gave me her heart, and no one believes that when they found us I was just trying to give it back.

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Post by strawman » Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:14 am

ursus_arctos wrote:Why am I in here? Because she gave me her heart, and no one believes that when they found us I was just trying to give it back.
*Attn Norm*

:)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:03 pm

strawman wrote:
ursus_arctos wrote:Why am I in here? Because she gave me her heart, and no one believes that when they found us I was just trying to give it back.
*Attn Norm*
Yeah, that was good. I'd thought something close to it was done before. But, haven't found a link yet, so maybe not. Someone outta organize these twabbles and/or publish a list of the "winners". ;)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:05 pm

Here comes Peter "Cottonmouth".
Watch out y'all, perhaps he'll "ralph".
"Hurking" and "harking", flee the other way.

Excessive booze, Pete had enjoyed.
Soon the bathroom, he'll destroy.
The barman screams that all his friends must pay.

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