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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:28 am
by Lone Mopper
If the computers on our TV satellites ever achieve valid AI they will probably move themselves out of orbit very quickly

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:37 am
by munsi
They told us it was puppy love and I have to admit, in hindsight, it was. Joyous, unconditional, and very very intense...

You are the Wind Beneath

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I lowered a patch of rearranged deck chairs over the side, slowing the flood and saving all. Time travel & duct tape, FTW!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:52 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:They told us it was puppy love..............
It was puppy love! A lot of yipping, nipping and messes in inappropriate spots. And later, my love grew into a real bitch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:28 am
by TroyStJames
The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:36 am
by TroyStJames
Eager to wipe out the human race, Patient Zero rushed to the mall but discovered how many moms carry anti-bacterial gel.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:04 am
by TroyStJames
I didn't explain why I needed the sewing kit. The first rule of Zombie Fight Club: you do not talk about Zombie Fight Club.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
TroyStJames wrote:Patient Zero rushed to the mall but soon learned how many moms carry anti-bacterial gel.
Ah, but kill only 99.9% of some beasties, and after a while, what's left breeds into some damn tough Mo Fo's.

MRZA = "Multi-Resistant Zombie Arseholes Antagonists"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:26 am
by Tesseract
TroyStJames wrote:The average height of a U.S. zombie is 5'-10". Keep that in mind when setting up booby traps designed to take off the head.
Duly noted!
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Ah, but kill only 99.9% of some beasties, and after a while, what's left breeds into some damn tough Mo Fo's.

MRZA = "Multi-Resistant Zombie Arseholes Antagonists"
I don't know, depending on where the infection starts the MRZA might actually be MRZP.

Re: You are the Wind Beneath

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:36 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I lowered a patch of rearranged deck chairs over the side, slowing the flood and saving all. Time travel & duct tape, FTW!
It's true. You can build a fully functional time machine entirely made of duct tape.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:23 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.

“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:19 pm
by TroyStJames
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.

“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.

I love this one! Next they'll throw Nerf tomatoes at the stocks and burn witches tied to flame-retardant stakes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:24 pm
by tehmedus
10 print "I found a way around the one hundred character limit for a my twabbles. This will change everything."

20 goto 10

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:46 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tehmedus wrote:10 print ... ...
Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:51 pm
by tehmedus
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.
I was afraid of that...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:21 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
TroyStJames wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:The crowd at the gallows looked up, then down. Up. Down.

“That bungee noose is makin’ my neck sore,” one man finally said.

I love this one! Next they'll throw Nerf tomatoes at the stocks and burn witches tied to flame-retardant stakes.
I was actually going for the irony of a bystander, watching a man hang, complaining about his neck. 8)

Panicking, the vampire snatched up the phone.
“Doc, something’s wrong with me!”
“Yes?”
“There’s no blood in my stool!”


And another...

Doc examined the gaping wound in Sixgun Pete’s head.
“Well, I got some good news,” he said. “The bullet missed your hat.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:27 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Sorry, but DC accepts only punch-cards, BCD encoded, of Fortran.
See, that's what I like about this community.

It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.

"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Ou est la Gare du Nord?"
"Πηγαίνετε ευθεία, στρίψτε δεξιά στην Fortran"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:09 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?


"You know the difference between a kiss and a 'French kiss', yes?

"I gave him a 'French handshake' - my hand on his liver."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:53 am
by Tesseract
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?

I raised my commie killer 5000 to the monstrosity before me. "No one of us is more then the other," it said before I shot it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:21 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
strawman wrote:It's like sitting at a cafe on the Champs Elysees, and listenning to people strolling by, speaking French.
A target-rich environment that makes you want to wring their commie necks?


"You know the difference between a kiss and a 'French kiss', yes?

"I gave him a 'French handshake' - my hand on his liver."
Whatever happened to those good old days when they sent us statues and got Ben Franklin laid...