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loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Wed May 30, 2012 6:40 pm

Never-Mind wrote:Rogers had to admit, above the screaming, that the scientist’s little finger did in fact know more than he did after all.

Hah, a pretty clever one!

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:41 am

I kiss the hag - mouth and tongue. She melts into a maiden. No! I scream, another fetish dream dashed by faerie tale magic.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:07 am

nevermore_66 wrote:I kiss the hag - mouth and tongue. She melts into a maiden.

No problem! Just marry her. The be-yotch will revert right back.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:14 am

The pits of Hell deeply piled,
God and sinners reconciled.
But even at the end of Life,
I never could quite please my wife.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:11 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The pits of Hell deeply piled,
God and sinners reconciled.
But even at the end of Life,
I never could quite please my wife.

Tale as old as time...

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Welcome to the world of Drabblecast dystopian misogyny.
What you post, you virtually are.

Remember, this month there are a lot of people making promises "til death do us part" who will soon learn that death comes in many forms.

Do we have any female perspectives? Moonowl? Lizpennies? Talia? Christie? F5iver? Mrsmica?

Drabblecast. Fair and balanced. We report. You decide.

(Yeah, right.)

Mr.Shadowbxre · Post by **Mr.Shadowbxre** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:08 pm

strawman wrote:Welcome to the world of Drabblecast dystopian misogyny.
What you post, you virtually are.

Remember, this month there are a lot of people making promises "til death do us part" who will soon learn that death comes in many forms.

Do we have any female perspectives? Moonowl? Lizpennies? Talia? Christie? F5iver? Mrsmica?

Drabblecast. Fair and balanced. We report. You decide.

(Yeah, right.)

I don't know why but I read your post and "death comes in many forums" popped into my brain. Seems appropriate for the drabblecast forums... Ok, returning you to your regularly scheduled posts. That is all.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:47 pm

Particularly every Thursday at sundown at the megabeast portal in the Human Sacrifice thread, to ensure the production of an abundant episode. PayPal donations accepted, for author bait.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:20 am

She cracked open fortune cookies, discarded the sweet shell, and ate the papery fruit, waiting for wisdom to take hold.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:33 am

nevermore_66 wrote:She cracked open fortune cookies, discarded the sweet shell, and ate the papery fruit, waiting for wisdom to take hold.

It was her misfortune to be hospitalized for an impacted colon.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:36 pm

nevermore_66 wrote:She cracked open fortune cookies, discarded the sweet shell, and ate the papery fruit, waiting for wisdom to take hold.

Nice.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:50 pm

From their vantage above the scorched planet, Zeus said to Prometheus "See, I told you they weren't ready for fire yet."

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:22 pm

She plucks petals from flower after flower, like hearts torn from a lovers chest. The answer always, "He loves me, not."

Never-Mind · Post by **Never-Mind** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:23 pm

strawman wrote:Welcome to the world of Drabblecast dystopian misogyny.
What you post, you virtually are.

Remember, this month there are a lot of people making promises "til death do us part" who will soon learn that death comes in many forms.

Do we have any female perspectives? Moonowl? Lizpennies? Talia? Christie? F5iver? Mrsmica?

Drabblecast. Fair and balanced. We report. You decide.

(Yeah, right.)

"So, digestion takes how long?" she asked.
"Twelve hours," replied Dr. Yi.
"Twelve hours til Death Does Us Part, then."

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:13 am

A vagrant's dropped cup. Sobbing. No one knows. The tiny joy of calling himself doorman. The new automatic doors laugh.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:46 am

I was all "Amnesi'er? I never even met 'er!" and the Dr. was all "You've met her, this is your wife." and my wife just cried.

Shiny_Object · Post by **Shiny_Object** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:15 pm

Annette dropped the bloody knife at last and shook her head. "I told you I'd kill you if you left the toilet seat up again."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:44 pm

Rush was right about one thing. There needs to be a PMS Brigade.

Shiny_Object · Post by **Shiny_Object** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:51 pm

strawman wrote:Rush was right about one thing. There needs to be a PMS Brigade.

Wouldn't need one if you could just keep the lid down.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:59 pm

A lot of good that did; you just complained about the seat being wet.

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