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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:49 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Good one.
Heart... BURN!

Confectionary typo

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:01 pm
by TroyStJames
"I'm not laughing! No, it doesn't look like an F. It's a P. Come on, cut the cake." We sliced through the "Til Death" verse. :P

Death and parting hair

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:38 pm
by TroyStJames
Now that I'm old, people want me dead! The grayer my locks get, the more hair dressers remind me dyeing is the only option.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:17 pm
by TroyStJames
The bear watched me in the trap struggling with the notion of cutting off my own leg with a pen knife. Either way, he'd eat.

Love is in the air

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:26 pm
by TroyStJames
Our flights out of town went in opposite directions, but fate and a twister managed to get us back together one last time.

Marriage is sacrifice

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:40 pm
by TroyStJames
The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".

Re: Marriage is sacrifice

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:53 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
TroyStJames wrote:The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
LOL! But the title doesn't fit. Maybe: "Smash Photography"?

The "dyeing" twabble was not bad, either.

Oh, dear

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:19 pm
by TroyStJames
I knew something was wrong with this wedding when the minister started with "Dearly departed, we are gathered here..."

Re: Marriage is sacrifice

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:36 pm
by TroyStJames
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
TroyStJames wrote:The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
LOL! But the title doesn't fit. Maybe: "Smash Photography"?

The "dyeing" twabble was not bad, either.
I lost my focus and a good title never developed :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:08 pm
by strawman
TroyStJames wrote:The bear watched me in the trap struggling with the notion of cutting off my own leg with a pen knife. Either way, he'd eat.
Yes. Feed the Beast.

Re: Marriage is sacrifice

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:09 pm
by strawman
TroyStJames wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
TroyStJames wrote:The photographer waved us back, back, back towards the cliff. This image would later be called "Neptune's Offerings".
LOL! But the title doesn't fit. Maybe: "Smash Photography"?

The "dyeing" twabble was not bad, either.
I lost my focus and a good title never developed :wink:
Looks like a pretty good focus run to me.

Take one for the team

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:40 pm
by TroyStJames
"Honey, this is Death." The dark figure settled on the sofa like cold smoke. I reminded my wife, "I have taxes to finish."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:46 pm
by strawman
Oh, okay, you're suggesting a tag-team approach.

Could also call it "A Certainty".

Foul Language

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:17 am
by TroyStJames
"Crap!" I squawked my disappointment in the jeweler! I still couldn't get the wedding band on my bride's webbed finger.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:59 am
by eric_marsh
Understanding that perception is reality we solved the people's problems by requiring they wear rose tinted glasses.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:52 am
by strawman
Subordinate clause absolutely requires use of rose-colored comma.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:28 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
That's crazy talk!
Perception really *is*: "reality we solved the people's problems by requiring they wear rose tinted glasses".   *Deep inhale*

PS: It's "rose" colored to hide the blood better.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:37 pm
by eric_marsh
strawman wrote:Subordinate clause absolutely requires use of rose-colored comma.
Understanding that perception is reality, we solved the people's plights by requiring they wear rose tinted glasses.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:21 pm
by strawman
Does everyone notice how much better that is, at an existential level?

And thanks, too, eric and asid, for the subtle use of font color as subtext.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:29 pm
by eric_marsh
strawman wrote:Does everyone notice how much better that is, at an existential level?

And thanks, too, eric and asid, for the subtle use of font color as subtext.
The word plight saved me one letter and I think it works much better as well.