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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tbaker2500 wrote:Who says this story is in the modern era? Hm?
Some dude named "Verb Tense", that's who. :wink:

Rhetorical Wreckage

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:05 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
They take every logical fallacy
and flip it on its tail.
The fallacies work on most, you see,
so they always make the sale.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:44 pm
by Sluggo
The delighted Catapulter surveys the new gobbet sprayed crater. Paths for heroes should always have distance stakes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:16 pm
by Sluggo
“Don’t make my mistake. Check the menu before you take a job at a Transylvanian all-night restaurant,” said our dinner.

It's a Twabble ting!

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:23 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
It's a twabble ting aboot Boo Bear. A twabble, twabble ting. He like's to eat sweet honey. He's allergic to the bee sting!

Re: It's a Twabble ting!

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:04 pm
by strawman
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:It's a twabble ting aboot Boo Bear. A twabble, twabble ting. He like's to eat sweet honey. He's allergic to the bee sting!
:shock:

Goodie, GNT! Scores for attitude, ryhthmn, story, poetic imagery! That's packin' a helluva lot into exactly 100 characters.

And so many ways it might be interpreted... so I'm looking forward to the Twabbledribble *hint* hint*

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:35 pm
by Astroguyz
The pancakes attained sentience. Bill shook his fist at the charred landscape. “You blew it up, you damn dirty Crêpes!”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:39 am
by Shiny_Object
Astroguyz wrote:The pancakes attained sentience. Bill shook his fist at the charred landscape. “You blew it up, you damn dirty Crêpes!”
Most excellent!!

Just add spit

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
He hands me a small cup of dusty white powder and snarls, "Drink up."

The "Milk of Human Kindness" is not what it used to be.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:51 am
by ROU Killing Time
Astroguyz wrote:The pancakes attained sentience. Bill shook his fist at the charred landscape. “You blew it up, you damn dirty Crêpes!”
One of Hollywood's best final scenes, transformed into a grand-slam breakfast at Denny's.

Nice.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:44 pm
by RobinSure
Coco squeaked his nose and bent down to give his bucket of torn bank notes the regulation stir.

He hated paying his taxes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:07 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Not sure I get this one,but welcome aboard, RobinSure!

(Or, since taxes are involved, that's "Robbing Sure"? :wink: )

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:16 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I went into the situation with my eyes wide open. Opened by a knife that is, fluid covering my face. I couldn't see a thing.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:02 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I went into the situation with my eyes wide open. Opened by a knife that is, fluid covering my face. I couldn't see a thing.
Need a band-aid?

No others before me

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
God told them, "Cleanliness is next to godliness." Then he smote all who bathed, for HIS was the only godliness allowed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:38 am
by strawman
I always suspected "next to godliness" was a dangerous place to be.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:19 pm
by Astroguyz
The engineers were shocked as the rover safely arrived on the Red Planet, only to be captured & sold as a protocol droid..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:13 am
by ROU Killing Time
War: The ever increasing technological race for one side to destroy the other.

Peace: what happens when both sides win.


(my attempt to write War & Peace in 100 characters...)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:14 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmm. Maybe, but war doesn't require technology, or changing technology.

Also, according to my (Devil's) dictionary:

Conflict: More than one person in the same county.
War: The conflict becomes more important than life's necessities.
Peace: A hypothetical state that might exist if no life was present.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:24 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmm. Maybe, but war doesn't require technology, or changing technology.

Also, according to my (Devil's) dictionary:

Conflict: More than one person in the same county.
War: The conflict becomes more important than life's necessities.
Peace: A hypothetical state that might exist if no life was present.
I was thinking Dr.Strangelove, here, so I think your definitions apply. Especially regarding "Peace."

:)