Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:12 pm

You have apparently been under the influence of Californication.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:06 pm

strawman wrote:You have apparently been under the influence of Californication.
The song or the HBO series?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:41 pm

He meant the 1940's to 1970's urban sprawl.

Prelude to the next Hollywood Boom:
The perfect trap, its baits lured the worst.
The high mountains and easily closed passes will contain the infestation.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:39 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The perfect trap, its baits lured the worst.
The high mountains and easily closed passes will contain the infestation.
Hah! Awesome.
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Post by strawman » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:44 pm

That's thinking like an exterminator, ASID. A 1KT blast on K Street in DC, now that all the rats have gathered there, might be just the deterent. But in a bipartisan spirit, you'd have to do it again under the Republicans.
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You never heard her story. Twabble

Post by RichGirardi » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:45 pm

Something in the sky over Rickmansworth. Oh, wow. Best hi fi stereo sound I've ever heard. Wait. What the hell's a Vogon?

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Re: You never heard her story. Twabble

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:39 pm

RichGirardi wrote:...Best hi fi stereo sound I've ever heard. Wait. What the hell's a Vogon?
Well, at least they weren't using it for a poetry recitation...

Welcome aboard, RichGirardi!

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We never should've let them animate him

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:03 am

Bald, with a flat nose and large eyes, it had the guts of humanity dangling from its lips.
"That's all folks," it snarled.

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A 100 character conundrum...

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:26 am

Oh woe, woe is me. I'm completely unable to form any coherent thought that Doesn't have exactly One Hundred characters.
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Re: A 100 character conundrum...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:23 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Oh woe, woe is me. I'm completely unable to form any coherent thought that Doesn't have exactly One Hundred characters.
Nice meta twabble! But I counted only one character in it. (You. But possibly two characters if you were snarking at some poor benighted fool who can't seem to stay away from this thread.)
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Re: A 100 character conundrum...

Post by strawman » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:56 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Image
That ain't no emoticon. That'd be an emoticharacter.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:38 pm

Hee hee..
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Scotsman's Dilemma!

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:22 pm

I looked frantically for a weapon... There! I reached down for the spurdle and then turned to face the advancing haggis!
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Far Side's Unappetizing Inspiration

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:42 pm

Gahan twitched within his bindings. A drinking straw protruded from the top of his head, from which Gary drew steadily.
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Re: Far Side's Unappetizing Inspiration

Post by strawman » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:27 am

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Gahan twitched within his bindings. A drinking straw protruded from the top of his head, from which Gary drew steadily.
Zombie Happy Meal!
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Trauma #100

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:10 am

Whoa! Whoa me... Ive got stop the INSANITY. One hundred characters have fried my brain, and 99 or 101 would cause me pain!
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Down Dirty Dog

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:36 am

"It's prenatal yoga," I said.
She said, "Nah, it's just sex."
If you get stiff in the head,
just give it a really good flex.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Jul 31, 2012 7:01 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's prenatal yoga," I said.
She said, "Nah, it's just sex."
If you get stiff in the head,
just give it a really good flex.


Ouch ! :lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Etaan » Tue Jul 31, 2012 9:53 pm

The girl's voice drifted from around the corner, "Tickets, please! Make sure to have your tickets out for inspection!"
"Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
"That is an excellent practice. But right now I'd suggest you concentrate on the Jabberwocky."

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:19 am

Fools try to cheat death by hiding their hearts in chests, floors, etc.
*I* am immortal. You will never find my pancreas.

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