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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:13 am
by DutchessAlyssa
The kneeling man offered the small box to the woman he loved. “Oh no,” said Pandora, “I’m not falling for that one again.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Good'un. It's appalling, all the ills those small little boxes inflict upon misguided men. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:12 pm
by UmbrageOfSnow
For Sale: Baby shoes with built-in hoof support, never used. Barter OK. Turns out world not ending next week, need food.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
UmbrageOfSnow wrote:For Sale: Baby shoes with built-in hoof support, never used. Barter OK. Turns out world not ending next week, need food.
Hmmm, this may be the only fanfic of Ernest Hemingway's famous micro story.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:53 am
by Belcast
Gilgamesh roared, his pleated beard trembled in wrath, yet they would not refund the late fee. Oh how times had changed!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:16 am
by Belcast
I wake to garbled words and behold again, unraveled magnetic madness, gordian horrors, curse of the ancient cassette!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Belcast wrote:I wake to garbled words and confront again the unraveled magnetic madness, gordian horror, curse of ancient cassette!
Ya know? I think this might help explain some of the "music" I hear nowadays.

Welcome aboard, Belcast!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:23 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I do not like green eggs and ham.
"Try them and you may," he said.
Now I'm here nearly dead.
Avoid dairy the color of phlegm.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:25 am
by Belcast
Thanks!

"Like Bjork, or a tijuana donkey show"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:41 am
by Belcast
Okay, one more.

Ring a bell, an angel gets wings. But wings push out, push others over the brink. Cursing, they fall from the head of a pin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:23 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Belcast wrote:Ring a bell, an angel gets wings. But wings push out, push others over the brink. Cursing, they fall from the head of a pin.
I like it. But if they curse merely because they are plummeting to their (after)death, then they probably didn't deserve wings. :twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:46 am
by Belcast
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Belcast wrote:Ring a bell, an angel gets wings. But wings push out, push others over the brink. Cursing, they fall from the head of a pin.
I like it. But if they curse merely because they are plummeting to their (after)death, then they probably didn't deserve wings. :twisted:
Devils have to come from somewhere. :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil:

If divine merit can be awarded based on a stupid system of ringing bells, then hell, where's the justice in that?

A Bug's Life On The Road

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:30 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Its the call of the wide open road. It beckons you down that long, broad tarmac. So you hit the road, and a tire crushes you!

The Jokes On You... Er, Him

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:52 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
"It's just a jest" In a panicked voice he sang. "Yer next words'll bubble from yer chest" she said. Then the shotgun rang.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:23 pm
by PureChance
On the subject of Lovecraft

I hosted the Cult of Dagon meeting this week. Unfortunately the sashimi snacks my wife prepared didn't go down too well.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:50 am
by tehmedus
The pressure was building for days. Now, finally reaching it's breaking point, the zit popped and messed up our mirror.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:40 am
by tbaker2500
PureChance wrote:On the subject of Lovecraft

I hosted the Cult of Dagon meeting this week. Unfortunately the sashimi snacks my wife prepared didn't go down too well.
Nice. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:53 am
by Belcast
I ponder it for days, this once-orifice. Cord to cord we connect back to our dark origins. Innies, outies, we are all one!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tbaker2500 wrote:
PureChance wrote:On the subject of Lovecraft

I hosted the Cult of Dagon meeting this week. Unfortunately the sashimi snacks my wife prepared didn't go down too well.
Nice. :D
No, not nice. This is a reposting of an earlier twabble.
Lots of extremely good twabbles (not saying I'm fond of this one) get overlooked for the "contest". I don't think that should be a license to repost them here.

Maybe start a different thread: "My favorite overlooked twabbles", or some such -- maybe.

Cthulhu? Gesundheit!

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 3:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nebulous terrors versus hamstrung characters. Stilted prose and "Fridge logic". The true horror of Lovecraft is out!