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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:05 pm
by ROU Killing Time
bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
Coulda used this awhile back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:55 pm
by acpracht
bell wrote:"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.

I put a coin in its slot.

"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.
Ohms for the poor...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:41 pm
by ROU Killing Time
acpracht wrote:
bell wrote:"Singularity Left Me Behind," said a sign on a Sony vendomat.

I put a coin in its slot.

"Domo origato, Mr Roboto," it said.
Ohms for the poor...
You had to go there. :P :-)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:52 am
by bell
ROU Killing Time wrote:
bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
Coulda used this awhile back.
I feel you, bro.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Here I stand in the sight of God
to hitch myself to a comely broad.
But, the bruises on my face
tell me not to say that phrase.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:06 am
by bell
Without looking, she pointed a gun behind her.

"A widow always knows where her husband is," she said and shot the zombie.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:21 am
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote:
bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
Coulda used this awhile back.
You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:39 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
bell wrote:"She'll ruin your faith with her casual lies," the phone sang.

I never programmed that as her ringtone. Smart phone, eh?
Coulda used this awhile back.
You should have let her run off with the other you, man. Poetic justice.
That's what the other me would have done.

She took more than my name

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:01 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."


Yea, I know... It's too 1950's.
Damn kids these days; can't even be properly sexist.

Re: She took more than my name

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:21 pm
by strawman
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."
Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:34 pm
by drfromhell
After posting his magnificent work he simply shot himself.
"This is good. Good stories should be true. Where is my gun?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:12 pm
by bugjackbarron
Voter fraud? Not really. True, some of the names on his petition were dead people but why else put a necromancer on staff?

Re: She took more than my name

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:03 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."
Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.
Symptoms.

Re: She took more than my name

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:12 pm
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."
Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.
Symptoms.
Yikes! And we get to name them.

Re: She took more than my name

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:55 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:
strawman wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's identity theft!" I ranted, as I reported many purchases of things that I never wanted.

"No sir, that's your wife."
Thanks for pointing out that marriage and schizophrenia are really the same thing. I wonder what that makes the kids.
Symptoms.
:D
Oh yes, I will be using this. :)

Mishap at the Morgue

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:15 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
When performing the Post-Mortem, Pablo perforated his ambulatory appendage. This puncture poured out his poor life.

But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:30 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!

Re: But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:36 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!




Thanks go out to Bell, for the inspiration. Now I challenge you Bell... Be inspired by the lyrics of Stiletto!

Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me :wink:

Re: But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:she'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin'
could be Billy Joel's Life Story as imagined by Joss Whedon!
Promising but the punctuation and rhythm is off.

Perhaps:

"She'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleedin',"
could be Billy Joel's fable, as produced by Joss Whedon.


It has proper punctuation and the rhythm is better (but still not quite right).

Re: But... She Was Like, Perfect. Right?

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:51 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Yes... I Did comment on my own posting. So Sue me :wink:
Nope. We'll just add your email to both the DNC's and the RNC's "Verified donor" lists. :wink: