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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:15 pm
by Astroguyz
Her antennae buzzed with delight. She had found a place where citizens of the galaxy could meet at this Earthbound Con..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:25 pm
by loyaleagle
Trying to write Twabbles about Halloween is easily the hardest topic I've tried yet. It feels like everything has been done already :-/

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:31 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
loyaleagle wrote:Trying to write Twabbles about Halloween is easily the hardest...
Doesn't matter; if JMiriah's awesome Halloween twabble doesn't win, then we'll know for sure:
  1. There is no God.
  2. There must be Payola going to Norm and/or Drabblecast minions.
  3. Always clip your toenails before picking your nose.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:04 pm
by JMiriah
Aw, thank you for that vote of confidence, Algernon!
Must go clip my toenails now...

Actually, you're screwed, even if you don't think that.

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
We hide our selves, on this day
from vile fiends, come to play.
But if you think this is a mask
then God's favor you best ask.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:58 pm
by Etaan
Walking past a crowded corner where a coroner was having a coronary, I demanded from my deity a death less alliterative.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:15 am
by tbaker2500
Ugh....

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tbaker2500 wrote:Ugh....
I know!
It should've been:
Walking past a crowded corner, where a coroner was having a coronary, I demanded from my deity a death all alliterative.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:31 pm
by JMiriah
Another sort-of Halloween Twit:

Using the Weight Watcher's food tracker is so frustrating. Gingerbread: 7 points per serving. Child: not even listed!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:49 pm
by tbaker2500
Nice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:09 pm
by PhineasQP
What I loved most about Madeline was her eyes. Deep blue, so expressive. Satisfyingly soft crunch and bursts of flavor.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:42 pm
by ROU Killing Time
PhineasQP wrote:What I loved most about Madeline was her eyes. Deep blue, so expressive. Satisfyingly soft crunch and bursts of flavor.
Now I'm gonna puke the next time one of those commercials for "fruit gushers" comes on the TV. (slow clap)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:44 pm
by PhineasQP
Hahahaha!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:43 am
by SgtCrispy
My kids wanted to trick-or-treat as superheroes this year.
After Dr. Killwatt moved next door, I think they better not.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:54 am
by SgtCrispy
"So many dusty cobwebs in here. I really should clean up this place." I thought to myself as I munched on my mates abdomen.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:11 am
by tbaker2500
SgtCrispy wrote:"So many dusty cobwebs in here. I really should clean up this place." I thought to myself as I munched on my mates abdomen.
Nice 'un.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:19 am
by SgtCrispy
Laying on my couch, I read the tag sticking out from the cushions. "100% Italian leather.
Made from 100% real Italians."

It sounded funnier in my head when I wrote it. No offense to anyone. :oops:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:00 pm
by PhineasQP
Mis-dialed Psychic Hotline yesterday. Got the Sidekick Hotline instead. Man, that Gabby Hayes is hard to understand.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:52 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PhineasQP wrote:that Gabby Hayes is hard to understand.
I should think so, since he's been dead longer than you've been alive! (probably) ;)
But, thumbs-up for the Gabby Hayes reference. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:53 pm
by strawman
After a lifetime of good deeds, Gabby's been reincarnated as Hearty White.