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Post by PhineasQP » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:09 pm

The sun had long since burned out and Earth was a silent, lifeless husk. "I guess I overslept," thought C'thulhu glumly.
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Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:30 pm

Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Gruesome thoughts...

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:03 pm

A truck lurched across the gulley to the spot shown on the treasure map. The sniper drew a bead on the driver's head. BANG!
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My God's better than yours!

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:58 am

There is NO LIFE on any other planet. We are unique. Surely We are made in God's glorious image. Feathered upon hatching!
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Post by PureChance » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:23 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!
This seems almost like a wee ditty. Every time I read it I want to insert and in the second sentence to keep the meter.
"Everything tricks, and everything cheats, and everything, everything, everything eats."

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Post by PhineasQP » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:24 pm

The hate-maddened dogs snapped and slavered behind him. He knew death was near. "Okay, okay, here's your squeaky toy!"
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True Thanksgiving Story

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:43 pm

My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:50 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."
You have to appreciate fine craftsmanship wherever you find it.
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Post by PhineasQP » Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am

She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:20 am

Hmm. If she gave him some money first, this would be a strong political metaphor.

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Post by JMiriah » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:45 am

Now that we're on the slippery slide to Winter Holiday music...

A shiver of anticipation ran down her spine. She waited for Frosty, old silk hat in one hand, snow cone syrup in the other.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:11 pm

We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:29 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.
The best is yet to be, my ass.
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Post by UmbrageOfSnow » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:04 pm

Perhaps a bit late, but it just came to me:

Gazing into deglazed drippings, I see romance, lawyers, Cousin Ashley pole dancing. No way am I hosting for Christmas.

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Post by chemistryguy » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:15 pm

PhineasQP wrote:She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
That's just plain terrifying. I like-ee

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Post by tehmedus » Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:46 pm

I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.

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Post by PhineasQP » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm

tehmedus wrote:I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.
Very nice!
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Post by purplemur » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:49 pm

The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”
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Post by PhineasQP » Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:57 pm

purplemur wrote:The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”
:lol:
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"Hack ooo"

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:09 am

The Chicago machine's gone nation wide.
Liberals lied & liberty died.
Sheep scream for slaughter but the ax is for them.

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