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Blessed Dog, God Bless

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:26 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO closely for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)

Re: Blessed Dog, God Bless

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:19 am
by themorg
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Minutes of discomfort are terminated by a sudden, orgasmic release. My dog looks so happy as I wipe the mucus off my face.



Alternate title: Never look TOO close for foxtails up the snoz.
(God blesses those who bless... Uh, er something like that.)
that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title

Re: Blessed Dog, God Bless

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
themorg wrote:that one almost needed a NC-17 then i read the title
That's snot, what I meant.
(Where's that halo smiley?)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:55 pm
by dreamrock
I refer to sneezing as a "nosegasm" in impolite company. :D I knew exactly what you meant even before I notice you had titled it. Turning unpleasant experiences into high quality twabble? Not the perfect recompense, but still excellent work.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:30 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Thanks!

Along that line...

He wasn't a threat to the Illuminati, they just hated him.

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:58 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.

Satan's Newest Tenant

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:02 pm
by MattMooreWrites
"How'd you wind up down here?" "Cut in line at the Pearly Gates. I thought no one would mind." "Bad move, Mother Theresa."

Re: Satan's Newest Tenant

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:13 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MattMooreWrites wrote:... "Bad move, Mother Theresa."
Welcome aboard!

But Mother Theresa died 13 years ago. Is the line for Heaven really that long? :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:43 pm
by strawman
And worse yet, no "h", throwing off the count.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:55 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Easily fixed by changing "How'd" to "How did".


Dust was everywhere, but for a well-worn trail leading to a dog flap.
Jim crept to the desk and rang the bell for St. Peter.

Re: He wasn't a threat to the Illuminati, they just hated him.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:31 am
by munsi
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.
ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:59 am
by juliasd
“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.

Re: He wasn't a threat to the Illuminati, they just hated him.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:In his last broadcast, Barney sang, "I rule you. You rule me. Someone rules us, secretly."
His body was found days later.
ACCEPTED!!!

Throw a point up on the big board! Wait, what? We haven't installed the big board yet? Next week? Oh, okay. Well, accept my congratulations on this amusing bit of twabble, then :D
Thanks, but I forgot to make clear that that was a riff on both Barney and one of the sick earworms in my head.
Googling, I found an old Filk song -- which I probably heard at some point.
Check out The Illuminati Polka by Tom Smith -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5go6mVqwU

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:40 pm
by tbaker2500
juliasd wrote:“I know you lost your mind,” the nurse said, “but I found it!”
“Where was it?” I asked.
“Well, in the gutter,” she replied.
This one is very cute. :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:49 pm
by juliasd
tbaker2500 wrote:
This one is very cute. :lol:
Thanks Tbaker! I've been on hiatus for a bit and I'm trying to get back into the Twabble mindset. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:25 pm
by tbaker2500
He was well aware he was on a watch list. However, the Drabblecast was ultimately the real reason for his incarceration.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:36 pm
by tbaker2500
He did a poor job shaving, leaving patches of uneven stubble. He didn't care, since no one got close enough to him to tell.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:33 pm
by munsi
"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:50 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
munsi wrote:"Look," he said to me, "friends help friends disappear corpses, no questions asked!"
I sighed and went to get my shovel.
That's what you get for borrowing his truck, earlier. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:34 am
by Veganvampire
I ask the tap-dancing squid rehearsing on my desk, “After listening to the drabblecast, is this the norm?” “Sure, man.”

((Last three words))