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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:13 am
by tbaker2500
I'm assuming you're the drunken uncle? :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Can't I be all three?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:29 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Can't I be all three?
Triskaphenia.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:04 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Gesundheit.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:49 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Gesundheit.
Bitte.

Christmas comes from within

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:32 pm
by chemistryguy
The difference between stringing cat intestine from the roof vs decorating for the holidays is but a matter of opinion.

Jet set upon

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I was no fool; I never fed my Mogwai after midnight of whatever timezone we were in.
But, no one ever warned about jet-lag!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:46 pm
by PhineasQP
He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:07 pm
by tbaker2500
PhineasQP wrote:He was born Asian but was now a Caucasian; when he was three his Dad spun him around and around, and he became disoriented.
Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:56 pm
by PhineasQP
tbaker2500 wrote:Wow. That gets my worst pun of the week award! :D
I am honored, sir. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:36 pm
by PhineasQP
munsi wrote:It was only upon kneeling before Zod that I finally realized Zod had no intention of kneeling after me. I'd been tricked!
I've finally gotten around to going back and reading some of the older Twabbles from before I found this place and this one gave me a hearty laugh. :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:53 am
by PhineasQP
Little Timmy's parents should really keep an eye on him; every one of his imaginary friends has died a mysterious death.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:05 am
by JMiriah
“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:27 am
by bell
The world didn't end December 21, but I still believe the Maya apocalypse is nigh. I think they used the Julian calendar.

(Im)perfect beings

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:59 pm
by ryuyosei
"I'm sorry, your genes are imperfect.”
“But Doctor that means-”
“Yes. I'm afraid so.”
“A fate worse than death - Earth.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:12 pm
by ryuyosei
JMiriah wrote:“Enough negative entropy," the cat pleaded with Maxwell’s demon, “please don’t open Schrödinger's box a ninth time!”
And suddenly I think of "Her Majesty's wizard"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:23 am
by Astroguyz
It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…

Re: (Im)perfect beings

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:31 am
by tbaker2500
Astroguyz wrote:It came on suddenly. Amidst all the drunken New Year’s Eve revelers, no one noticed the zombies stumbling amongst them…
That would be great cover!

Re: (Im)perfect beings

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:40 pm
by ryuyosei
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!
I had more thought aliens sent to Earth because there was no place for them in their own gene pool. Buried alive is an interesting interpretation and I shall think on this one. (I think Valentine Michael Smith's speech patterns may be wearing off on me!)

And thank you! :)