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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:45 am
by morrg
The werewolf howled and whimpered. The veterinarian removed the two oval objects. "See now that wasn't so bad" he said.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:03 am
by tbaker2500
Ouch... :shock:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:15 pm
by Snickelsox
Scientists announce that human's only predator is the vast and impossible unknowns haunting our every waking moment.

Been really into existential horror/humor recently.

Family Die-namics

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:40 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

They said he was my first cousin, "once removed".
I liked him, so I had to kill him to bring him into the family, your honor!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:21 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I gave my boy to her and said, "Make him a man!"
But, the thing she made for my son was more of a bloodthirsty golem than a man.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:12 pm
by bell
I will never forgive the aliens for exterminating our planet's dominant life form with a tailored virus. I loved my cat.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:18 pm
by strawman
And I loved that old elm tree.
Welcome back, bell! Been missin' ya.
If you make house calls, check out the drabbles from LMG, down the block from you. They are definitely symptomatic of something.

Nine to Five

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:53 pm
by sandrilde
Sighing with relief, I strip off my bra and heels, my skirt and shirt. My tentacles slither free, dripping with abandon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:19 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmm, you wear your bra over your shirt! That's good to know. :D Also, might be fun if your tentacles were dripping with abdomen. :twisted:

Anyway, welcome aboard, sandrilde!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:58 am
by tbaker2500
Nice 'un.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:43 am
by SgtCrispy
Only their pleading heads were showing now, as I stood above them. As the sun blazed, I grinned, hands, covered in slush.

With hospitals overflowing, and vaccine low in supply, the combination of spring and cabin fever proved far too great.

I smiled at the thawing garden mounds. The fall prep will prove very helpful this spring. No one has missed the Johnsons.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:39 am
by strawman
Fortunately, you had dug the hole in the Fall, before the ground froze, right?
Otherwise I doubt the Johnsons would be "buried" much more than ankle deep.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:10 am
by tbaker2500
Always practical advice, strawman.

Good to see you back, Sgt! Nice ones.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:18 am
by Horst_Ragnarok
His crime was subject to the jurisdiction of Poseidon. As is tradition, he chose his means of punishment:
firing squid.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:40 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Good one.

Welcome aboard, Horst_Ragnarok!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:06 am
by tbaker2500
:D :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:36 am
by TheBigBadG
As night came a titanic object fell from the blackening, cawing sky. The feather was miles long and crushed the village.

Re: Nine to Five

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:30 pm
by bell
sandrilde wrote:Sighing with relief, I strip off my bra and heels, my skirt and shirt. My tentacles slither free, dripping with abandon.


I wish I'd been a mollusc

Just like my dear papa'!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:37 pm
by UmbrageOfSnow
My girlfriend left me. She says her new guy likes shopping and sentimental cards and has "style". He's totally an alien.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:32 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
UmbrageOfSnow wrote:My girlfriend left me. She says her new guy likes shopping and sentimental cards and has "style". He's totally an alien.

So true.

But, alien or not, such creatures must be stopped -- for the good of all mankind!