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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:48 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Not mine... This classic goes back to, at least, 2007 and it makes a great twabble:

A walk in the woods helps to relax me and release tension.
The fact that I'm dragging a body should be totally irrelevant!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:08 am
by SgtCrispy
hehe giggle

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:23 am
by SgtCrispy
I smile, fondly remembering my vacation. The warm caressing sun, the cool salty breeze,
I just wish they would untie me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:38 pm
by Astroguyz
The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:11 pm
by strawman
Hey, baby...remember when you told me you wouldn't marry me if I was the last man on earth?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:16 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Astroguyz wrote:The End of the World wasn't all bad… I elected myself President yesterday & will be the 1st Pope to win an Academy Award.
Chilling Armageddon scenario that that is, it is not a twabble. It clocks-in at only 98 characters (for shame!). Changing "1st" to "first" would fix the problem.

Our energy drink was called "Responsibly"

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:18 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I opened a bar and called it "Moderation". It had a catchy slogan and was popular, until some stoners set the bar too high.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:22 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
In the bedroom, she abuses me.
Friends say to just tell her no.
Others beg me to flee
but it's *hard* when she's ready to go.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:27 pm
by Snickelsox
The impact was sudden and hard. Viscous liquid dribbled down my hair and whiskers, pooling on the table. I hate Mondays.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:59 pm
by drfromhell
A little bit on the sick side:

The moment I reached climax her esophagus was full of blood.
Would that have happened if I did not cut her head off before?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:06 pm
by strawman
drfromhell wrote:A little bit on the sick side:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:35 pm
by drfromhell
strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Even in high functioning sociopaths?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:25 pm
by strawman
drfromhell wrote:
strawman wrote:
Self-awareness, modesty, and restraint: admirable qualities, rare in a sociopath.
Even in high functioning sociopaths?
So much for modesty.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:50 pm
by drfromhell
strawman wrote: So much for modesty.
Touché.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:28 am
by JMiriah
She finally talked him into a piercing. But while she picked out the stud he wondered what Prince Albert had to do with it.

The tiniest imbalance is our total universe

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"Jeez," God said. "You get the matter, anti-matter balance off by 1 PPB and the resulting universe debates it for eons!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:32 pm
by tbaker2500
Nice. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:44 am
by Horst_Ragnarok
Sir Hugh secured his chastity armor. He learned the hard way that one takes no chances when fighting the dire armadildo.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:08 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
*Blarg* :P
Two posts, two bad puns! ... A man after my own heart! :mrgreen:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:18 am
by Horst_Ragnarok
:D