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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:38 am

Ok, so i might have had a little inspiration from listening to Episode 276 this morning......


Bareness as a Tease.

>>>>>>
Mowglii awoke to a jungle ruckus.

Glaring at the bear dancing around in a grass skirt, he yelled "Why all the hula Baloo?"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Post by strawman » Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:14 am

Horst_Ragnarok wrote:armadildo.
Bo, call your office: SADM character here to see you. Sez his name is Buzz.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Dark Slopes » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:50 am

Tiny, fanged bodies lay heaped everywhere, coated in Ferrous dust. Thank God they had installed Fairy Extinguishers.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:45 am

:D
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Post by strawman » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:24 am

Back and forth,forth and back across the deep, dark waters. Charon grew sore, but who cared? He was merely the Fairy Man.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Lo Haven » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:34 am

She came home just before 2am. The sole of her bare foot ached and she stunk of pumpkin. She thought it all a stupid affair.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:08 am

Lo Haven wrote:She came home just before 2am. The sole of her bare foot ached and she stunk of pumpkin. She thought it all a stupid affair.
Well, it will get more interesting when the inbred, foot-fetishist shows up with her OSHA-not-approved, dance-wear.

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:21 pm

This is obviously a fragment of an earlier version.
The academic community is abuzz with talk of the dead sea fairy tales.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:50 pm

She told a tale of fairy tails and it was rather merry,
about how she plumbed the looking glass and broke in her fay cherry.

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Post by strawman » Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:53 pm

Are you making a pun? Do fairies have tails?
Or is this a tail told by an idiot, full of sound, and furry, signifying nothing?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:34 pm

Furries and fairies are not the same.
Shame on you and your lack of game.
While all have tails; yes it's true;
how you "pull" them depends on you.

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Post by JMiriah » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:07 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Furries and fairies are not the same.
Shame on you and your lack of game.
While all have tails; yes it's true;
how you "pull" them depends on you.
^_^ This one is on my list of favorites
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:26 am

JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Furries and fairies are not the same.
Shame on you and your lack of game.
While all have tails; yes it's true;
how you "pull" them depends on you.
^_^ This one is on my list of favorites
Thanks!
Alas, that was not a twabble (too long).

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Post by scarcrow » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:34 pm

Everything about my love is bliss. From the taste of her skin to her ability to instantly regenerate. Love at first bite.
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:48 pm

Welcome aboard, scarcrow!

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Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:50 pm

When in Rome do as the Romans do, yes? So, I mocked Americans and over-charged the tourists. The polizia were not amused.

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Post by scarcrow » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:19 am

I left behind my career as a stand up comedian after my foolish roll as a member of the dais for the Jeffrey Dahmer roast...
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
-Rosetta Stoned, by Tool

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Post by scarcrow » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:00 am

Blood is thicker than water, they say. No bond stronger than family ties. They hang nicely but the stains won't come out!
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
-Rosetta Stoned, by Tool

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Happy Easter (ish)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:19 am

We've said prayers, & found eggs, to honor the risen Lord.
Our next task is to find where Mom's chocolate hoard is stored.

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Happy (ish) Easter

Post by scarcrow » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:46 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We've said prayers, & found eggs, to honor the risen Lord.
Our next task is to find where Mom's chocolate hoard is stored.
Likewise...

This egg tastes funny
It came from the bunny
Out from the kiester
But not of Easter
...I was just trying to save some money!
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
-Rosetta Stoned, by Tool

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