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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 16, 2013 12:49 am

Guru Coyote wrote:"A friend of mine once played in a Trash Metal band, they even signed a contract." - "What happened?" - "They trashed it."
Good one!

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Post by Guru Coyote » Thu May 16, 2013 12:45 pm

Hobson’s choice would have been to call it a day, but they were doing time on that side of Pluto where the sun never shines.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 17, 2013 1:25 am

His mad wife, so quick with a knife, left Mr. Bobbit shocked.
Yes, doctors did save his life, but they made him go off half…

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Post by scarcrow » Fri May 17, 2013 1:40 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:His mad wife, so quick with a knife, left Mr. Bobbit shocked.
Yes, doctors did save his life, but they made him go off half…
Eye sea wuht yew did thar...
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
-Rosetta Stoned, by Tool

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Post by groomporter » Fri May 17, 2013 2:37 pm

The first explorer died quickly on the new earth like planet
Others had lung damage from sneezing
Measure pollen counts



I hate tree sex...
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.

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Post by Guru Coyote » Sat May 18, 2013 12:03 pm

Call me a fool, I'm not ever happy after I come home.
I fear pressure, and so I never even peer where my Angel fears to tread.

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Post by Guru Coyote » Sat May 18, 2013 12:42 pm

The cute historian gave the grumpy geologist a look
that let him know he would never ever figure out what ‘recent’ meant.

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Meh, not happy with the ending

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 20, 2013 4:48 am

He sneered, "Your Kung Fu is no good,"
and it was a "striking" thought.
So run away, I would.
And, fetch the gun I'd bought.

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Re: Meh, not happy with the ending

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon May 20, 2013 6:32 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He sneered, "Your Kung Fu is no good,"
and it was a "striking" thought.
So run away, I would.
And, fetch the gun I'd bought.
The old Indiana Jones solution.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Twabble, Recycled Joke # 9

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 24, 2013 9:18 am

A mugger stops 2 guys for money. As they both take out cash, one guy hands the other a bill & says, "Here's that 20 I owe you!"

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Post by Guru Coyote » Fri May 24, 2013 9:42 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A mugger stops 2 guys for money. As they both take out cash, one guy hands the other a bill & says, "Here's that 20 I owe you!"
Oh yeah, love the wise fool ones. Will be stealing this one.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 26, 2013 2:50 am

Fortunately, for posterity's sake, Achilles wasn't suspended by his posterior whilst being dipped in the river Styx.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 26, 2013 3:20 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Fortunately, for posterity's sake, Achilles wasn't suspended by his posterior whilst being dipped in the river Styx.
Of course, Thetis was no dummy... The original CYA acolyte.

This gets a demerit for "whilst" amongst the verbiage. Otherwise, good one!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun May 26, 2013 3:58 am

Nice 'un!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...

The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 26, 2013 5:37 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Fortunately, for posterity's sake, Achilles wasn't suspended by his posterior whilst being dipped in the river Styx.
Of course, Thetis was no dummy... The original CYA acolyte.

This gets a demerit for "whilst" amongst the verbiage. Otherwise, good one!
'Tis quite acceptable verbiage when spaking in Yé Oldé Twittish.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed May 29, 2013 11:44 am

My soap dish broke. It had a lifetime warranty, so I called it in.
Soon, axe men smashed my door. "You know what we must do."

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed May 29, 2013 5:31 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My soap dish broke. It had a lifetime warranty, so I called it in.
Soon, axe men smashed my door. "You know what we must do."
ALWAYS read the fine print.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:48 am

To be or UXB? That is the question for the bomb squad and me.
See a criminal hang? Or, go out with a bang, my insides in a tree.

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Parental advice

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Don't worry son, you won't go to hell for killing a possum, but you might if you don't shut up and mow the damn lawn already!

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Kids ask tough questions

Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:06 am

Daddy, why do the dogs hump each other all the time like that when Fido doesn't even have balls and Coco is a fat ugly bitch?

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