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Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:07 am

I just posted two in response to all the twabbles using the double meaning of one word and resulting in a little awkward chuckle. Mine are not great or good, but I think 100 characters can go beyond a double meaning?

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Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:11 am

Gramps, do you and gramma still, you know, do it? Why yes boy, every single night like maniacs. Picture that boy! Freaky!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:19 am

Luca aged 7 wrote:I just posted two in response to all the twabbles using the double meaning of one word and resulting in a little awkward chuckle. Mine are not great or good, but I think 100 characters can go beyond a double meaning?
Out of the mouths of...er...y'know.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:48 am

I dunno, these all have potential, and that dog one would be good but it irritates me (maybe just a little too "in your face").

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:50 am

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Post by Varda » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:23 pm

Polly had plans. One spark in that gunpowder, and the whole ship would go boom. Instant BBQ! Now if only she had a cracker.
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Post by Varda » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:31 pm

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:36 pm

Varda wrote:Polly had plans. One spark in that gunpowder, and the whole ship would go boom. Instant BBQ! Now if only she had a cracker.
That would make Polly a pyro-keet? :P

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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:32 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:Polly had plans. One spark in that gunpowder, and the whole ship would go boom. Instant BBQ! Now if only she had a cracker.
That would make Polly a pyro-keet? :P
Wow. How long did it take to come up with that pun?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:06 pm

Oh, I make bird jokes at beak-neck speed. In this case, round about a minute. I call it my Pi-rate. (rateπ)

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Post by Varda » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:12 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I call it my Pi-rate. (rateπ)
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Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:25 pm

Professor, when am I going to use this physics stuff? I mean, when I kick somebody in the balls it hurts either way, right?

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Kids ask tough questions #2

Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:27 pm

Daddy, why are Helen Keller jokes inappropriate? Laughing is good for the soul and that blind deaf bitch is dead, right?

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Kids ask tough questions #3

Post by Luca aged 7 » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:31 pm

Daddy, if a sunburn is God's way of slapping you on the back for getting too much sun, then what's a wet dream, or diarrhea?

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Post by strawman » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:58 am

Luca aged 7 wrote:Daddy, if a sunburn is God's way of slapping you on the back for getting too much sun, then what's a wet dream, or diarrhea?
Luca aged 7 wrote:Daddy, why are Helen Keller jokes inappropriate? Laughing is good for the soul and that blind deaf bitch is dead, right?
Luca aged 7 wrote:Professor, when am I going to use this physics stuff? I mean, when I kick somebody in the balls it hurts either way, right?
Luca, I find you a much more credible advanced 7 year-old than Mierna (Ep284)
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Twabbles can have titles?

Post by Varda » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:50 am

Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:46 am

Varda wrote:Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.
:D :D
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Post by Luca aged 7 » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:07 am

Varda wrote:Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.
:D :D

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Re: Twabbles can have titles?

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:50 am

Varda wrote:Odd laws are on the books because someone tried it once. So if you're going to fling piranhas, keep your pants on, please.
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