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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:54 pm
by Gagege
Xant knew how to summon the voice. He could not merely play the music backward. No, he was required to play it upside down.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:06 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Gagege wrote:Xant knew how to summon the voice. He could not merely play the music backward. No, he was required to play it upside down.
File that away for HP month.

Welcome to the twitums.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:09 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Gagege! Ɔısnɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:32 pm
by Gagege
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Gagege! Ɔısnɯ ǝɥʇ ʎɐld.
Thanks!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:55 pm
by afgrappin
The map said two steps ahead, one step back. When I hit the cliff’s base, my legs were too broken for the second step ahead.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:23 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
afgrappin wrote:The map said two steps ahead, one step back. When I hit the cliff’s base, my legs were too broken for the second step ahead.
I still say that's better than the, "Off route, recalculating," that my map always gives me. I know it's in that innocent-looking box, plotting...

A Linguistic Takeover

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:10 am
by Varda
When everyone voted on the official language of the Moon, the Trekkies won. Now we have to speak Klingon. Not yap wa' Hol!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:27 am
by Kibitzer
I do so love dolphins! Their grace, their intelligence, their wonderful smiles! And their delicious tuna-like taste.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:32 am
by Kibitzer
The Drabblecast, he said. Strange stories, ya-da-ya-da-ya-da. I'm not THAT strange. I'll just remove my skin gloves.

June 6th, What's that? Where's the sex tape?

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:29 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Freeing Europe at great cost,
were heroes lost in history.
Now thanks to pols, it all is lost.
We care only for celebrity.

Bunger Games

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:45 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I call my public "servant"; no one answers. But thanks to the NSA, I know *someone* in The Capitol cares enough to listen.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:03 pm
by tbaker2500
Hee hee.. Good one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:33 am
by scarcrow
His pipe of Elvish wood, toked with Faerie dust,and lit with a living flame. The high wizard rules!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:58 am
by ROU Killing Time
The early days of the zombie apocalypse were lean times until mankind learned the zombie's secret.

Brains taste yummy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:34 am
by scarcrow
ROU Killing Time wrote:The early days of the zombie apocalypse were lean times until mankind learned the zombie's secret.

Brains taste yummy.

Damn it, now I'm hungry!!!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:31 am
by strawman
http://www.foodsubs.com/MeatvarMisc.html

They call it sweetbreads, and all that tripe; but by any name, it just tastes plain offal.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:15 pm
by Varda
strawman wrote:http://www.foodsubs.com/MeatvarMisc.html

They call it sweetbreads, and all that tripe; but by any name, it just tastes plain offal.
Cool! Now I know another word for orchids!

They get you in the end

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:48 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The stuff glowed a radioactive green & the radiologist shoved it in my "out" hole. Then he read my future by "moon" light.

And:

Bit by a giant radioactive spider; Melvin died glowing, in screaming agony.
Seriously, do you know how toxic radium is?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:43 am
by Andrew Styles
Mark died, but the song kept playing. When he said he wished that "Friday" would never end, he meant the day, not the song.

Hooray for a hastily written, first twabble!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:08 am
by tbaker2500
Nice. Keep 'em coming!