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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:11 am
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
:)

I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn
HOLY CRAP! That's a Twabble! :o
ASID, sometimes your wit scares me. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:18 am
by strawman
And when it doesn't scare, it scars.
Especially when he needs to shave a letter :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Varda wrote:ASID, sometimes your wit scares me. :D
If you found it, please send it back!
I miss that little blighter.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:48 am
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:ASID, sometimes your wit scares me. :D
If you found it, please send it back!
I miss that little blighter.
No way! I'm holding it hostage until my writer's beaver wears off. :twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:41 am
by ROU Killing Time
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:09 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes. :)
Her beaver worked wonders with wood,
& had a pretty hood.
But I'm told by my nose
it could use a hose
& petting, if it's good.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:36 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Varda wrote:"Creativity's a river. It doesn't run dry," Lisa said when she got writer's block. But she didn't factor in the beavers.
That explains much. (I live in the beaver state.)

We've already heard all the jokes. :)
Her beaver worked wonders with wood,
& had a pretty hood.
But I'm told by my nose
it could use a hose
& petting, if it's good.
Couldn't help yourself, could you?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:58 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?
Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know. :roll: :) )

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:18 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?
Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know. :roll: :) )

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)
I'm not ashamed either, (even if I'm still paying the piper.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:18 pm
by Varda
ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Couldn't help yourself, could you?
Huh? That implies that I did something un-awesome! (Preposterous, I know. :roll: :) )

I'm not ashamed of any of the beavers in my life. (Except, maybe, that one in Florida that might have been over-intoxicated.)
I'm not ashamed either, (even if I'm still paying the piper.)
We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:31 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Varda wrote:We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p
If you guys keep pitching me softballs, I can't be held responsible! :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:12 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:We're still talking about writer's block, right? :-p
If you guys keep pitching me softballs, I can't be held responsible! :)
I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this exchange.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:39 pm
by Varda
"Now boarding unaccompanied miners," they announced. Which explained all the loud, feasting dwarves in first class.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...
Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?! :?
You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:08 am
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...
Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?! :?
You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!
For a minute there, I thought you were going to spell "beaver"...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:49 am
by tbaker2500
Varda wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:...unaccompanied miners ... all ... dwarves ...
Oh, so all dwarves are miners now, are they?! :?
You'll be hearing from the Benevolent Earth-Adjacent People's Union!
For a minute there, I thought you were going to spell "beaver"...
:lol: :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:35 pm
by PhineasQP
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
I pelt bad:
I typed in a fever
'Twas writer's beaver
My plot was in a jam

I couldn't have that
so I made a new hat
of felt
I don't give a damn
That's pretty freakin' impressive.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:14 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PhineasQP wrote:That's pretty freakin' impressive.
Thanks! I was worried that the innuendos might be too esoteric.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:36 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
PhineasQP wrote:That's pretty freakin' impressive.
Thanks! I was worried that the innuendos might be too esoteric.
Shh, you'll only encourage him. ;-)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:09 pm
by groomporter
Aliens found that millennia after a fast zombie apocalypse men evolved bacula to reduce time in vulnerable positions.

"baculum" in the singular if you need to google it... :wink: