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Post by Varda » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:27 am

groomporter wrote:Aliens found that millennia after a fast zombie apocalypse men evolved bacula to reduce time in vulnerable positions.

"baculum" in the singular if you need to google it... :wink:
:D AWESOME new word! :D I'm gonna find an excuse to use this in a conversation today.

I am so happy right now.
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Post by Varda » Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:31 am

I read the whole Twilight series yesterday. I know I could write it better. My apologies in advance to the slush readers.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:21 am

Hah! :D
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:26 am

"Fifty Shades of Wasted Day?" :? :)

Now I'm off to watch "Jersey Shore" episodes, to replenish IQ points...

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Post by Varda » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:30 am

I should add, "NOT based on a True Story."

Unless you want it to be. I just know you're dying to read my hypothetical Twilight foefic. Now with intestinal worms.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:19 am

Varda wrote:Now with intestinal worms.
As long as they angst and sparkle!

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Post by Varda » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:18 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Varda wrote:Now with intestinal worms.
As long as they angst and sparkle!
So we're going for gritty realism, then.
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We cremated him right away

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jun 29, 2013 5:57 am

His last word was, "Rosebud."
Which was quite surprising, because I was plopping a rose into his open casket at the time.

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Post by Varda » Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:06 pm

Hello, my name's Valentine. Whenever I meet another Valentine, I have to kill her. Highlander rules. What's your name?
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Brown hides blood well

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jul 02, 2013 1:57 am

Clem was a great courier, but I couldn't stomach his methods.
He only took organs for payment, and he always de-livered.

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Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Clem was a great courier, but I couldn't stomach his methods.
He only took organs for payment, and he always de-livered.
:lol: That courier's got gall-bladder!
I kid-ney, I kid-ney.
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:20 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Clem was a great courier, but I couldn't stomach his methods.
He only took organs for payment, and he always de-livered.

I don't have the stomach for organ repossession jokes.

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Post by eric_marsh » Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:26 pm

A blast from the past...

A bomb shattered the disco yet crowd kept moving, lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"
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Post by Varda » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:14 am

A bomb shattered the disco yet crowd kept moving, lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"
I hate to be that person, but it looks like it might be missing a "the" before the word crowd. Love the concept though - panic at the disco!
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Post by Varda » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:15 am

Everyone has a beast within. For some, it's a ferocious tiger. For others, the eagle. Mine's the humble pig. Mmm, bacon!
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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:48 am

Better?

A blast shattered the disco, yet the dancers kept lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:12 am

Eric!! Long time no see buddy.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:27 am

eric_marsh wrote:Better?

A blast shattered the disco, yet the dancers kept lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"
Ah, the "good" old days... Pre Aids, mid coke... A pox for dredging that back up! :? :)

You can tell by the way that I try to walk, I'm a zombie man. I just can't talk.
Arg! Arg! Arg! Arg! Eaten alive. Eaten alive.

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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:30 am

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:11 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
eric_marsh wrote:Better?

A blast shattered the disco, yet the dancers kept lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"
Ah, the "good" old days... Pre Aids, mid coke... A pox for dredging that back up! :? :)

You can tell by the way that I try to walk, I'm a zombie man. I just can't talk.
Arg! Arg! Arg! Arg! Eaten alive. Eaten alive.
Oh yes, 'twas a bawdy time. Spoilers to protect the kiddies sensibilities.
Spoiler:
She bit my dick OUCH!
Down on her knees suckin my blood out.
She bit my dick OUCH!
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