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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:11 pm

What a great image of our essential existential dysfunction. Like a telegram.
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Stop!
OK, just once more
Stop!
This time without the blood
Stop!
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:13 pm

strawman wrote:What a great image of our essential existential dysfunction. Like a telegram.
Spoiler:
Stop!
OK, just once more
Stop!
This time without the blood
Stop!
To the tune of "Stop in the name of love?"

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Post by Varda » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:22 pm

She always wanted a fairy tale life - until a woodcutter butchered her. They call them the Brothers "Grimm" for a reason.
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Post by TheBigBadG » Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:49 pm

Red. Red everywhere. I let it enter my house. I dab a finger for a taste. Jam. The peanut butter has gone feral. I am afraid.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:35 pm

strawman wrote:What a great image of our essential existential dysfunction. Like a telegram.
Spoiler:
Stop!
OK, just once more
Stop!
This time without the blood
Stop!
Wasn't "Essential Existential Dysfunction" a Seattle grunge band?
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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:52 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:Red. Red everywhere. I let it enter my house. I dab a finger for a taste. Jam. The peanut butter has gone feral. I am afraid.
Nice... :D
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Post by Varda » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:25 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:Red. Red everywhere. I let it enter my house. I dab a finger for a taste. Jam. The peanut butter has gone feral. I am afraid.
:lol: Excellent!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:31 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:Red. Red everywhere. I let it enter my house. I dab a finger for a taste. Jam. The peanut butter has gone feral. I am afraid.
I called for Skippy & she came down in a Jif -- holding a jar of crunchy crushed nuts.
If I didn't know butter, I'd be scared.

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Post by strawman » Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:50 pm

Who said vaudeville was dead?
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Post by TheBigBadG » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:07 am

Tom, ASID and Varda. Fanks!
strawman wrote:Who said vaudeville was dead?
Last I heard there was an arrest warrant out for video. He got a taste for it after the radio incident.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jul 05, 2013 3:24 pm

:D :D
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Behind the Gates and Gores, too

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:09 am

All praise Douglas Engelbart, the man behind the Jobs.
He was the opposite of a patent troll, and all their "legal" mobs.

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Post by Varda » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:06 pm

"I'm sorry, ma'am. He'll be a vegetable for life," said Dr. Ben.

Mrs. Potato-Head sobbed. She was too young to be a widow.
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Post by Varda » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:23 pm

I couldn't help myself. One more Potato Head joke!

He had a wandering eye and his hands often went places they didn't belong. It's just what you expect with Mr. Potato Head.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:33 pm

:)
He thinks he's such a spud.

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Wretched hive of scum and fakery

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:35 pm

We made a video course on manners, civility & personal responsibility.
It went viral on YouTube, and society imploded.

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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:54 am

There we were, five hundred men to three. We rode in, guns blazing. It was a mighty battle. They were a pretty tough three.

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While I did get it to the right length, this was actually my father's attempt at short-short fiction. You go, Dad!

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Post by strawman » Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:27 pm

The Moustache does not fall far from the nose.

Well done!
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:37 am

strawman wrote:The Moustache does not fall far from the nose.

Well done!

That expression is now a part of my bag of sayings forever.

He does have quite a spectacular nose.

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Post by TheBigBadG » Mon Jul 08, 2013 10:47 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We made a video course on manners, civility & personal responsibility.
It went viral on YouTube, and society imploded.
Does this count as fiction? S'good though, I like it.

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