Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Post by munsi » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:07 am

There's more than one way to skin a cat. But, whichever method you choose, make sure your roommate doesn't walk in on you.

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Post by themorg » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:18 am

I am posting this because of the superhero'ish 100 character story's posted recently.

it is so much funnier in Italian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZPCFqSW4VU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false

2:26 The Avenger speaks
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Post by munsi » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:23 pm

He said they were the best bananas monkey could buy. So I slapped him one, right upside his head. Because I do so hate puns.

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Post by eric_marsh » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:56 pm

Dr. Poindexter poured a vial of his self-replicating nanites down the drain. That will teach them not to call him a nerd.

I liked this one so much that I made it into a drabble

http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/reven ... t1225.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false

After I created it, it just grew on me.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by themorg » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:09 am

So, i meet this 1 boy on craigslist.
He just seems know me.
He totally got me an undead monkey on a chain.
He's such a keeper.


I am so bad at these 100 character stories.

(thanks for the advice)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:15 am

Not bad, in a creepy sort of way. But you can't use linefeeds instead of punctuation. Twitter strips such formatting out.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:16 am

You will like this twabble, yes. FNORD
To praise it you will do your best. FNORD
Oh yeah, and ignore Goldman Sachs. FNORD!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:25 am

munsi wrote:...I do so hate puns.
You might hate puns and you might hate guns.
But when facing Huns, with guns, who pun; you best hear their deliberations.

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i thought this only happened to morons...

Post by aliensuitcase » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:00 am

My back windshield is smashed. Why? I drove away with the stupid hose from the gas pump still connected to my car. Genius!

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Post by eric_marsh » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:47 pm

Identification of the absorption patterns of nanites made it much easier to locate planets that had intelligent life.
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Post by The PMS Avenger » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:46 pm

I'm on a roll today.

"The plan is to name a day after a celibate man to promote abstinence," said the Pope. Valentines Day quickly backfired.

Looking at the dozen roses and chocolates, she realized that no amount of romance could make a Hutt seem more appealing.

Norm's plea for a restraining order had been denied! It was a Valentine's miracle! She skipped off to spike the bon bons.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Optimistic Valentine

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:47 pm

I hit bottom and resorted to selling my crack for crack.
But after confiding in my cleric, sales immediately increased.

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Post by aliensuitcase » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:10 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I hit bottom and resorted to selling my crack for crack.
But after confiding in my cleric, sales immediately increased.
You literally "hit bottom"...

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:19 am

aliensuitcase wrote:You literally "hit bottom"...
Yes, it's a sad tale of tail.

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Re: Optimistic Valentine

Post by aliensuitcase » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:24 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
aliensuitcase wrote:You literally "hit bottom"...
Yes, it's a sad tale of tail.
Don Mack put some of his retired hoes back on the streets but had trouble naming his new plan. Cash for Clunkers was taken.

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Re: Optimistic Valentine

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:31 am

aliensuitcase wrote:Don Mack put some of his retired hoes back on the streets but had trouble naming his new plan. Cash for Clunkers was taken.
Our golden grannies ain't no trannies.
Steps right up and smacks their fannies.
Don't need no budget for you to touch it.


Ah, yes. The Valentine romance is in the air! (Or is that frostbite?)

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Post by aliensuitcase » Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:48 am

When Grandma passed Grampa started wearing her dresses and makeup. The holidays sure got weird when Tranma stopped by.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:02 am

I went to a family dinner with a date who introduced her Grandparents: Denise and Loren. Denise apparently flew F4's in Vietnam. No points for guessing what name she was born with.

There were not a lot of smiles or laughter at the table. Poor Loren looked like she deserved sainthood.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:16 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I went to a family dinner with a date who introduced her Grandparents: Denise and Loren. Denise apparently flew F4's in Vietnam. No points for guessing what name she was born with.

There were not a lot of smiles or laughter at the table. Poor Loren looked like she deserved sainthood.
F4's, salutes for service to our country. My brothers wife was awarded a Silver Star for bravery for service in Vietnam. Some of those transgendered people are pretty damn tough. Of course, I guess you'd have to be.
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Post by strawman » Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:01 pm

Over the river and through the woods to tranmother's house we go.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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