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Post by lyda » Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:31 am

Pies bubbled in the oven; a spiced apple aroma suffused through the home. A delicious dessert after consuming grandma.

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Post by strawman » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:50 pm

What wine goes best with grandma?
Aged viands can be tricky.
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Post by TheBigBadG » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:48 pm

'Ca- what? How do you say that?'
'Cthulu! Unnameable horror-'
'Unnameable, eh? We'll see. Step out of the vehicle sir.'

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Post by TheBigBadG » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:50 pm

strawman wrote:What wine goes best with grandma?
Gran-ache?

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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:15 pm

It started when my ring fell down the sink. Squelching up the aisle to my septic groom, I wonder what the middle bits were.

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So that's what I look like.

Post by kentblue82 » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:46 pm

I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:51 pm

kentblue82 wrote:I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.
Yeah, we're all like that before we get our coffee and slather on the makeup.

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Post by lyda » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:02 am

Slowly. Quietly. I creep down the tube. I sense the open air. My eight legs leave the vacuum cleaner; I run. Now. Revenge.

(this is tonight's nightmare)

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:02 am

Nice ones! :D
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Post by Varda » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:17 pm

In the sewer the faithful read the fecal edict from on high. The Pope had sat upon the Porcelain Throne of St. Peter again.
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Post by Listener » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:45 pm

My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.
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Post by lyda » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:36 am

Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)

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Post by strawman » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:03 pm

lyda wrote:Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)
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It Messed With the Wrong Bob!

Post by GreatNorthernTroll » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:36 am

Bob cried as the alien probed him. Cousin Moby heard the cries and came to assist. Moby broke open the ship, Bob swam free.
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Post by strawman » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:35 pm

The original manuscript of the Great American Novel was submitted as "Moby and Richard"?
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Post by Varda » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:07 pm

Listener wrote:My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.
I think Baggins would have to be the football!

By the way, who's Cuthalion? I'm afraid I have to turn in my Tolkien card (and my Tolkien handle) over that one. :(
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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:22 pm

Tim's muffled screams ended. They cheered. Class 3-A would survive another year. The Locker Ness Monster had been fed.

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Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:22 am

"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 am

MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.
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Post by Bejami » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:01 pm

I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.

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